what household objects can use to pleasure myself?

Hey I’m going to a baseball game anything there I could put up my anus

Yeh and if you wanna feel real good finger yourself at the same time you will love it

Try and find a vile

Hey are u still gay

Im trying this right now!!

I use a papermate pen

I'm only 13 and already got laid with one of my friends, he had a really big penis and it felt amazing

Try a cucumber.

I am a 13 year old gay boy, I found out about masturbation at 12, I suggest using peeled or non-peeled bananas, or cucumbers, lollies, ice cream if you can. It's a lot better if you put it into the freezer. Basically, using food is a very safe alternative to a dildo, just make sure it doesn't have chemicals, spices, or sharp bits, like crisps.

Here's a list :
Cucumber - very big
Carrot - very similar to penis
Frozen jelly - feels amazing, I recommend using this in the bathroom, because it can get a bit messy
Whipped cream or whipped cream can - very similar to cum, and can make your penis hard. I recommend replacing the cap to a simpler one, as sharp edges are not safe.
If you are feeling quite turned on, you can use a funnel, for pouring cream or ice cold water or juice, or ice cream in.
All types of berries, I recommend a lot, because berries are very small
Banana, peeled, or frozen unpeeled , or normal unpeeled
Btw, putting cream, or liquid, or normal unpeeled banana in your anus, then a hard item, like cucumber would be great, because it will feel like a cream pie in your ass. PERFECTION. Normal peeled banana is best, if it is cold, that will make it feel better, or normal is good too.
Also, tomatoes,
Peeled seed-less mango
No pineapple, as it has a dangerous acid pH rating.
Also, sossages, hot or cold, preferably with a condom. If you don't have a condom, you can use cling film.
Also, as lube, you can use the following, just use by rubbing on your penis and balls, and masturbating
- cold cream
- whipped cream
- ice cream

Hope any gay boys out there, found this helpful.

Anyone who tried any of this, please reply and tell your experiences. I'll be happy to hear them.

So do I mate

Hhhhhhhhhhh.. people are f*****g crazy..hhhhhhhhhhh......I'll give you a suggestion try a screwdriver with oil.

How about your fingers? Or the handle of certain screw drivers might work.

WARNING : USE AT YOUR OWN RISK. This post is to provide one with a toy i invented which can be used for oral, anal, and vaginal play. Not responsible for injury or worse. The goal is to improvise a quick, cheap and easy sex toy. This post assumes that you dont have the usual sex items such as condoms. If you DO have such things as condons for example...I list the "better option" in parenthesis.
You will need :
1. Latex Gloves ( Condoms )
2. Lubricant : Anything hypo-allergenic such as baby oil,lip balm, conditioner ( Any actual sex lube such as Ky Jelly )
3.Scotch-Brite Dish Wand(s) : You don't need to add the sponges that snap on to it ( unless you are into pain or some sh*t ), you just need the wand. Note it's shape to see why.

Assembly :
1. Coat the tip of the handle and the handle itself with your lube. This is so the latex glove with slide over it easily without tearing.
2. Slide the latex glove over the tip into the middle finger. It's longer so you'll get more glove on the wand.
3. Coat the middle finger of the glove you slid over the wand with lube.
4. Slide a SECOND glove over your first glove using the middle finger again. The reason you want two gloves on their should be obvious. Extra protection from all the bacteria in your anus as well as more durability.
5. Coat the second glove as you did the first one. This should also be obvious. Can never have enough lube.
6. Coat your anus entrance with your lube.
7. Not to sound rude, but NOW you can .....GO f**k YOURSELF! Lol!

PRO TIPS :
1.If you only have ONE glove to work with, cut the thumb off first, and lube and slide it over the wand, Then slide the glove down the wand, middle finger. Tie the remaining finger slots of the glove to each other or just let them free float.
2.Check the toy every once in a while to make sure the gloves arent torn to where you can see the clear plastic of the wand.
3. For extra awesomeness, if you have any baby oil you can heat it up really warm in the microwave and fill the wand with it for a "hotter" time.
4. :If you do 3., you may eventually WANT to try the wand by turning into a more versatile toy.You can use the refills with the scrub dots and be gentle OR use the standard refills and make sure you smooth it out so the green pad isn't abrasive. Either way, once you have the warmed baby oil in it, the button will release it onto the sponge and you can rub oil on you and your partner if you arent alone! Mmmmmm.
5. ALWAYS practice responsible and hygienic sex practices. NEVER handle the wand's shaft with your bare hands AFTER it's been in the anus. DO NOT put the wand in any other orifice such as the mouth, vagina, other orifices. or someone elses anus when it's been in someone else.
Stay Safe!
VAM The Anomaly

Me too hhh

Lol that's cool