Do you need to put something over the end of the bottle, maybe for a vacuum condition?
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I use markers up my ass too it feels incredible nothing makes me bust a nut like a marker in my ass not too big not to small
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I have recently started putting things up my bum and I love it ! Started with fingers and pens, but moved onto the handles of kitchen utensils..... I love the ones with cold stainless steel handles, but they are not wide enough and now I need longer and more girth. I'm tempted to buy a dildo, but I don't want one that's shaped like a penis or a rabbit.
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What can you put up your ass? C'mon guys (and girls), let your imagination guide you. Almost anything that looks like it would work is fair game as long as its clean and has no sharp/rough edges, Veggies work great and are cheap and so many different sizes! Take a walk thru the supermarket. Wow, look at all the different size bottles! My favorite 'go-to' is a full plastic water bottle, bottom end first please! Feels incredible to be stretched and filled.
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I have this fat sharpie i used to just shove in back and forth, but im gonna use it to massage my prostate tonight and cum hard
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I got a cucumber pushed in too far by my girlfriend, it went past the bend and up in my upper colon. She had to stick her entire arm up inside me before she could actually get ahold of it and had to break it two times.
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My girlfriend loves to use the small end of a baseball bat because of the handle gets past the bend in my colon and is almost impossible to pull out straight. You have to angle the bat way down then pull hard. She holds the large end and starts f*****g me slowly (remember tons of lube). She keeps getting deeper until I feel the handle in my stomach making it bulge up and down. Once my hole is num it’s time for the grand opening. Once she pulls the small end out, she’s almost not strong enough to pull it. She sits on a stool and holds the bat on the floor handle down and I work my already gaped ass over the top. I have to come down hard or I can’t get it in and started, my feet were almost off the floor, then all at once “POP!” Down I go! She fingers herself and pounds my ass to where I almost pass out and have before. She knows if I pass out to keep going deeper while I’m out cold. She jacks me off and makes me eat my cum. Rinse and repeat, over and over. Oh! With a large sharpie plunged down my penis hole.
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Take a piece of PVC about 12” long and make one end super smooth. Take a wooden dowel same size as the ID of the PVC pipe and cut it the same length. Glue and screw a knob on one end and screw 2 fender washers together with a rubber larger round piece in between. Now you have a giant butt syringe. Push the smooth end all the way up you butt tube, right up to you upper colon. Fill the PVC tube with hard boiled eggs put the dowel plunger in and shove all 10 eggs deep in your stomach over and over. Bananas, grapes, orange slices, spray whip cream, I use Mayo for lube or spray PAM. When your done pull the PVC out and just relax. Remove the drain cover in the shower so you can hose yourself out and down the 2” drain no problem with the sprayer hose and then you can shove that hose up your ass clear to your stomach to rinse out. My record is 45 hard boiled eggs, even 15 cutie oranges, a huge jar of mayonnaise, (Helmons) 8 banana’s. If your girlfriend helps be careful she will get very carried away and fill you up like a grocery bag. Yep!!! Hard boiled eggs and Mayo.
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