Hello, im a guy wanting to receive pleasure from sticking things up my anus. I have tried my fingers, and a carrot, butt now am stuck for ideas. And also is there any way to clean out your ass? Please help.
Be very careful about what you put up there. Make sure it is larger, has a stopping point at the end. The colon can act as a vacuum and suck things up into it where you cannot reach it and pull it out. I work in surgery and our surgeons have had to remove vibrators, cucumbers, candles, coke bottles etc. Although everyone is professional about it, it is very embarrassing for the patient. It can be dangerous too as there is always the possibility of the colon being perforated if the object is too large to go around the sigmoid part of the colon that has a bend near the rectum. Have you ever noticed when you have a bowel movement and you expel a really long piece of poo it can have a bend to it where it has been formed in the shape of the colon. Not to put you off, but just be careful.
Usually a lot of things are ok as long as you are absolutely sure you can get them out... Like if you wanna use something without a flared bottom make sure you have some string (looooong string) securely attached to it but if really want to go the safest route use a butt plug or any dildo/vibrator with a flared bottom. Some people douche (putting liquid (best water) in your ass and rinsing (repeat until clean) but that's not the safest Route as the mucus layer of your ass can deteriorate.... As long as you have regular bowel movement and go to the bathroom before you do it should be relatively clean... Just wipe the outside with something wet or shower and clean it.