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If I could reach that itchy spot between my shoulder blades with it, I'd wear an eternal smile
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as long as it was in a good place, I'd keep my back shaved!
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Would make folding sheets a lot easier
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scare children.
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Eat while driving or whatever else came to mind. I wouldn't need a girl friend to ride with me.

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I could finally tie my shoe and chew bubble gum at the same time.
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How hard could tying your shoes be, since you wear these:
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I'd be the world's greatest pick-pocket. With both hands clearly visible, no one would ever suspect my third arm.
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Sex would be more interesting.
(hey, someone had to be blunt)
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I thought I was--------
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Learn how to play the piano.
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Sell it and retire? Who needs three arms? :shrug:
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Learn how to play the piano.
I can do that with just 2 arms!
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I got you beat! I can do that with just 1 arm! Of course, it's more melodic than harmonic, but I'm no music teacher.
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