I'm okay with a few traditions but that one ranks up there with Texas A&M for its dumb quotient.
Petting zoos are hard pressed to find turkeys these days.
Though it's not much of a pardon to have kids touching you all day. I would prefer to be eaten.
Though it's not much of a pardon to have kids touching you all day. I would prefer to be eaten.
"I would prefer to be eaten." ?????
Hmmmm
Ooooo Kkkkay
Hmmmm
Ooooo Kkkkay
Because he must.
The stupid groundhog has to do his job each year, the President has to do his.
I think he's pardoned hundreds of turkeys in his last few days. When will he get to Pam Smart?
Why does the president have to pardon a turkey?Since when can you pardon yourself?
If he declared the turkey an enemy combatant he wouldn't have to.
The West Wing Episode explaining this exact question should be on this week. Check your Bravo and Tivo it for a fun time.