soo how do i buy a viibrator?! im too scaredto go to a store w my mom or something cuz she will prob knnow what im using it for (backk massager not vibrattor)) and i feel as if the cashierr pereson willl know it too aannd it would be veery akward what do i dod
OK, well, since you admit to being embarassed, still shopping with your mom, and don't declare your age, I'm a little reluctant to offer suggestions, even though as far as I'm aware, masturbation is perfectly legal below the age of consent (better be, we've all done it), so I'd have to assume that advising on it is reasonable also.
Basically, since you filed this under men's health, and penile disorders, I will give you a hint: it's overrated for men.
Leave it to the girls, or until you're old enough to go shopping on your own (really).
And yes, it is embarassing, and the world is full of funny stories about cashiers. It's just life.
Basically, since you filed this under men's health, and penile disorders, I will give you a hint: it's overrated for men.
Leave it to the girls, or until you're old enough to go shopping on your own (really).
And yes, it is embarassing, and the world is full of funny stories about cashiers. It's just life.
im 15 years old
andd thanku alot "jeremiaz" you have been answering almostr all myy posts you aree very helpful :-)
My pleasure. Glad to help!
I will share one anecdote with you, about cashiers, if nothing else it will show you that none of us are immune to embarassment. I still remember it with a smile.
At university, at age 18, a friend went to the pharmacy to buy some condoms.
He quietly asked for a pack of Durex NuForm.
The middle aged old lady serving, with several girl students in the shop, called out in her best matron voice:
"NO NUFORM"
My friend mumbled an enquiry, to which she reponded:
"WE'VE GOT ELITE, RIBBED, BLACK SHADOW, RAINBOW"
By now bright red, my friend asked for a pack of Elite, made his purchase and slunk away.
Life sucks - that's just life!
At university, at age 18, a friend went to the pharmacy to buy some condoms.
He quietly asked for a pack of Durex NuForm.
The middle aged old lady serving, with several girl students in the shop, called out in her best matron voice:
"NO NUFORM"
My friend mumbled an enquiry, to which she reponded:
"WE'VE GOT ELITE, RIBBED, BLACK SHADOW, RAINBOW"
By now bright red, my friend asked for a pack of Elite, made his purchase and slunk away.
Life sucks - that's just life!
lmfao! :-) thankks i needed that!
It was funny. He told it to us when he got back to our residence.
You'll note, embarassed as he was, he didn't forfet or walk away from buying them!!!!!
You'll never be free from embarassment - it's natural part of life.
Worse, I still remember incidents that others will have long forgotten, and cringe and scream out loud that I could ever have let myself make such an id**t of myself!!!!
On the other hand, it's better to try, and apologise if you have to.
And now I'm going to have to admit my ignorance... IMFAO? I Might F**k An Orange??? I'm From Austalia Originally?
I doubt it, but I can't figure it out.
You'll note, embarassed as he was, he didn't forfet or walk away from buying them!!!!!
You'll never be free from embarassment - it's natural part of life.
Worse, I still remember incidents that others will have long forgotten, and cringe and scream out loud that I could ever have let myself make such an id**t of myself!!!!
On the other hand, it's better to try, and apologise if you have to.
And now I'm going to have to admit my ignorance... IMFAO? I Might F**k An Orange??? I'm From Austalia Originally?
I doubt it, but I can't figure it out.
HAHAHAHAHA i migght f*** ann orange lmfaao thaat means laugh myy f***in ass off
Ah, close then.
You know, I just had a thought about your original question.
Sometimes communication is non-verbal. You know what you want to buy, and your mom, I am sure (she had you) is more than aware of what she would like to buy, and what she bought when she was young, so it's a bit like the: are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
I don't know - what are you thinking? Well, I was thinking if you're thinking what I'm thinking, maybe we should buy that for you?
Try it out... find something appropriate, and kind of 'hover' ... maybe read the box, run your fingers over it like you're curious.
She might be just as embarassed as you to discuss it openly - but if she says 'oh, I think that's a wonderful idea, look what it says dear, good for your skin' - what she really means is - when I was your age, I know what I wanted, and I'd rather have a responsible daughter having a little fun at home than running with the pack on a motorcycle (or whatever your mom's worst nightmare is).
You buy it, or she buys it, and you never mention it again. Tip: if she asks to borrow it, she really did think you just wanted it for your complexion! Oops.
You know, I just had a thought about your original question.
Sometimes communication is non-verbal. You know what you want to buy, and your mom, I am sure (she had you) is more than aware of what she would like to buy, and what she bought when she was young, so it's a bit like the: are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
I don't know - what are you thinking? Well, I was thinking if you're thinking what I'm thinking, maybe we should buy that for you?
Try it out... find something appropriate, and kind of 'hover' ... maybe read the box, run your fingers over it like you're curious.
She might be just as embarassed as you to discuss it openly - but if she says 'oh, I think that's a wonderful idea, look what it says dear, good for your skin' - what she really means is - when I was your age, I know what I wanted, and I'd rather have a responsible daughter having a little fun at home than running with the pack on a motorcycle (or whatever your mom's worst nightmare is).
You buy it, or she buys it, and you never mention it again. Tip: if she asks to borrow it, she really did think you just wanted it for your complexion! Oops.
i dont know hhow much more i can thanku !
And since you like the anecdote, I will share one more with you, on the slim pretext that it relates to embarassment, it's safe (not rude), and happens to be my favourite story.
I had a girlfriend, many years ago, who was very smart, very sexy, but had the unfortunate habit of speaking without thinking, which led to some unfortunate double-entrendres, when she was coaching.
For her birthday, in the days before buying fur was a war crime, I wanted to make her feel special, so I went to Harrods, (our UK Saks of Fifth Ave), went to the fur department, and found they had a nice set of hat, collar, and muff... now, she drives, so a muff (stick your hands in to get warm) wasn't going to be much good, so I bought her the hat and the collar (whatever).
Now, she later explained that apparently girls don't use the word 'muff' like we (guys) do for the fur you girls have down there... not that that's fashionable any more - times change.
So the hat doesn't fit, we go back to Harrods, and the very proper sales lady says, 'well sir, there is the muff',
and I'm all very proper and say 'yes darling, how about that, would you like the muff'
and my girlfriend says that would be lovely, so I'm saying 'fine, we'll take the muff', all very proper...
... we go to the cashier (told you it was relevant!) and I notice it starts to drizzle ...
So I ask the cashier, would you mind covering it with tissue, it's starting to rain and I don't want it to get wet ...
My girlfriend finds this hysterical, bursts into laughter, and says:
'What, did Anna Karenina stand on the railway station and say Oy, My Muff's Getting Wet'
When you you consider the alternative meaning...
... as she did a moment later ...
... and a guy behind her is looking at me like 'can I laugh at that'
... and I can barely restrain myself and I'm looking at him like 'I know, I know, I know'
... and my girlfriend goes completely white as a ghost as she realises what she's said ...
... and I lose it ...
... and she goes bright red.
Priceless. For everything else, there's Master Card, huh?
I had a girlfriend, many years ago, who was very smart, very sexy, but had the unfortunate habit of speaking without thinking, which led to some unfortunate double-entrendres, when she was coaching.
For her birthday, in the days before buying fur was a war crime, I wanted to make her feel special, so I went to Harrods, (our UK Saks of Fifth Ave), went to the fur department, and found they had a nice set of hat, collar, and muff... now, she drives, so a muff (stick your hands in to get warm) wasn't going to be much good, so I bought her the hat and the collar (whatever).
Now, she later explained that apparently girls don't use the word 'muff' like we (guys) do for the fur you girls have down there... not that that's fashionable any more - times change.
So the hat doesn't fit, we go back to Harrods, and the very proper sales lady says, 'well sir, there is the muff',
and I'm all very proper and say 'yes darling, how about that, would you like the muff'
and my girlfriend says that would be lovely, so I'm saying 'fine, we'll take the muff', all very proper...
... we go to the cashier (told you it was relevant!) and I notice it starts to drizzle ...
So I ask the cashier, would you mind covering it with tissue, it's starting to rain and I don't want it to get wet ...
My girlfriend finds this hysterical, bursts into laughter, and says:
'What, did Anna Karenina stand on the railway station and say Oy, My Muff's Getting Wet'
When you you consider the alternative meaning...
... as she did a moment later ...
... and a guy behind her is looking at me like 'can I laugh at that'
... and I can barely restrain myself and I'm looking at him like 'I know, I know, I know'
... and my girlfriend goes completely white as a ghost as she realises what she's said ...
... and I lose it ...
... and she goes bright red.
Priceless. For everything else, there's Master Card, huh?
haha r aa vvery smart guy lol i woould have never like thouught of that ? i actually hhad billions of embarasingg moments abouut my breasst size its unimaginable!! (i hadd having small boobs ): )
hahahhaa good thats hilariouus!!
Glad you liked it. And on that note, I'd better let you go and get out there and have some fun. Meantime, it's 1am UK, movie time - no more problems, no more fun (and yes it was fun - my excuse is I didn't know it was an 'L' (imfao)). Take care!