If you are like most people, common everyday items look inert to you.
However, what you may not know is that many of them have a gender.
For example:
1. Ziploc Bag - Male because they hold everything in but you can
see right through them.
2. Copier - Female, because once turn on, it takes a while to warm
up. It is an effective reproduction device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong ones are pushed.
3. Tire - Male, because it goes bald and is usually over-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloon - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you
have to light a fire under it, and of course there is the hot air part.
5. Sponges - Female, because they are soft and fun to squeeze and
retains water.
6. Web Page - Female, because it is always being hit on.
7. Subway - Male, it uses the same old lines to pick people up
8. Hourglass - Female, because overtime the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9. Hammer - Male, because it has not evolved much over the last
5,000 years, but it is handy to have around.
10. Remote Control - Female, Haaa, You thought it would be male! But
consider this, it gives a man pleasure, he would be lost without it,
while he does not always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.
However, what you may not know is that many of them have a gender.
For example:
1. Ziploc Bag - Male because they hold everything in but you can
see right through them.
2. Copier - Female, because once turn on, it takes a while to warm
up. It is an effective reproduction device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong ones are pushed.
3. Tire - Male, because it goes bald and is usually over-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloon - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you
have to light a fire under it, and of course there is the hot air part.
5. Sponges - Female, because they are soft and fun to squeeze and
retains water.
6. Web Page - Female, because it is always being hit on.
7. Subway - Male, it uses the same old lines to pick people up
8. Hourglass - Female, because overtime the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9. Hammer - Male, because it has not evolved much over the last
5,000 years, but it is handy to have around.
10. Remote Control - Female, Haaa, You thought it would be male! But
consider this, it gives a man pleasure, he would be lost without it,
while he does not always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.