hear any phrases lately that make you laugh...
post them here:
mine: t**d polishing. That's funny.
post them here:
mine: t**d polishing. That's funny.
turdhugger
Shelf just called me a buttnut, which I love.
Shelf just called me a buttnut, which I love.
Assclown is always humorous to me. I use it constantly.
I use assclown only when refering to a certain owner of my place of employment. I generally shorten it to AC.
Shelfie's buttnut comment had me :LOL:
A friend of mine calls my son The Fartknocker.
Read in a book recently:
"Well, son, is a pig's a$$ made of pork?"
"Well, son, is a pig's a$$ made of pork?"
"The toilet gives back change"
(Well, Larry found it hilarious)
I don't know where I got that.
(Well, Larry found it hilarious)
I don't know where I got that.
Muffin Tops.
A description given to the over hang of excess flesh, by girls wearing tight jeans with a bare mid-rift.
A description given to the over hang of excess flesh, by girls wearing tight jeans with a bare mid-rift.
:umno: Thank you Mr. Phar for ruining the perfectly delightful muffins--of which the top is my favorite part-- in which I indulge in every blue moon.
:umno: Muffin tops??? Now I'll think that everytime I see it!! Sad part is the descriptor fits perfectly.
:umno: Muffin tops??? Now I'll think that everytime I see it!! Sad part is the descriptor fits perfectly.
Sad thing is, those muffin-shaped chicks always seem to get more action than I do. :? I'm doing something wrong...good thing they just opened a Krispy Kreme around here.
Why, why, WHY do overweight, unfit young women dress this way? If I want to see a spare tire, I'll look in a mirror, thank you. I don't need you sharing yours with me.
Are you saying fat chicks are slutty?
I think you twitched on the quote key, Kid. I didn't say that. NOBODY gets more action than me.
Two come to mind, one is a political comment about liberals: "they are convinced that it is entirely possible to pick up a tu-rd by the clean end". I don't remember where I heard that.
The second I heard on Last Man Standing talking about a "whale tail". That one cracked my ribs. I've seen that many times but didn't know there was a name for it and that name is so appropriate.