Get a girl thats what you should do
Put it in ur butt
This is hilarious
some countries don't have strip clubs
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Fill a glass with cooked and drained macaroni, pour some vegetable oil over it. Double a piece of plastic cling wrap over the glass, cut a slit or criss-cross in plastic then bang away
Uhhh.... The Internet?!
I'll second this idea... Find the biggest banana, cut one end, scoop out insides, insert your thing and go to town... Best f**k next to the real thing... The trick is to find a banana big enough!
Take a roll of toilet paper put some baby wipes in and cum away
Womens reef jandals are good
That sounds great idea
Almost burnt down my house don't try...
Does it matter how old the peel is?
I'm super duper turned on and when my parents aren't here I spit on my own penis!
What do u mean by snuggly