How do you Masterbate

up and down real hard real quick

i masterbate with my hands or in the shower or with pillows on my bed i do it everywhere

how do u masterbate in the shower??

how do u masterbate in a pillow?!?!?!?!?!!??!

how i masterbate with pillows by putting one pillow on your bed and then put a plastic bag on and then put one pillow on top of the plastic bag and then put your penis in the plastic bag and go with it

Not that I know of.....If there were problems like that, it would be all over the news and other documentaries.

I stuff blankets down my underwear and hump the blanket. I would recomend using one blanket because you dont want all of them coverd in cum

you can just cum in your underwear too

Go somewere were no one will see you and get lotion you can put it on your hand or straight on your penus and rub up and down for about 3 to 8 and cum will come out. 8)

grab your penis and jerk it up and down. my gf does she uses her selivia and twistis and goes in different directions. and you will cum promise

You can do it with a condom too, first you fill it with water and tie it up so the water wont come out and then you do like here in the pic:


Now all that's left to do is jerk it up and down and you're done. :P

i put somthing like a cloth on a pillow and get lotion. i put the lotion all over my peinis and them just hump the pillow.. tell me how it workes for you. how do u get hornie after u mafterbate and com comes out.........

f**k your girlfriend and then jerk up and down

Hi Guest:

Masturbation is relaxing, pleasant, enjoyable, harmless, healthy, normal, and contributes to restful sleep if done before going to bed.

Masturbation relieves pain from overfilled seminal vesicles. Frequent masturbation prevents wet dreams. Regular ejaculation is associated with better prostate health. Masturbation is a great stress reliever.

One may masturbate as much or as little as one wishes. There is amount of time that one must wait before doing it again. Some teens find they need to do it three times a day. You may do it again whenever you feel ready.

One may do it in any place where one has privacy. There is no upper or lower age limit for masturbation.

In bed at night or in the shower are two favorite places to masturbate.

The internally-lubricated movable nerve-laden, erogenous foreskin and its gliding action is an important aid to masturbation.

Circumcision was introduced to unforeskin the penis and make it impossible to masturbate. It did not stop masturbation but it made it harder to do and perhaps less enjoyable.

How one does it depends on whether one has an internally lubricated movable foreskin that glides up and down the shaft or whether you have been unforeskinned.

If you are foreskinned, then all you need to do is glide your foreskin back and forth. The foreskin is internally lubricated with lymphatic fluid and glides without friction. The numerous nerves inside the foreskin are stimulated by the motion and generate pleasurable sensations.

Long and vigorous masturbation can cause the foreskin to become edematous and swollen, which is painless and not a cause for alarm. The edema usually goes down within about 24 hours. Pulling back too hard is apt to stretch the frenulum and may tear it.

If you are unforeskinned and the skin is taut and immovable, then you will need some lubrication and you need to slide your hand up and down the shaft. You will likely injure yourself without lubricant. Friction burns are common when a male without foreskin masturbates without lubricant. Some lubricants are baby oil, vegetable oil, personal lubricant, soapy water, and saliva.

It is common for an unforeskinned male, who has been deprived of his in ternally lubricated foreskin, to have friction irritation if he does not apply external lubricant.