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3rd grader just asked me: "Isn't Jesus our Dad?"


I'm not sure what prompted this question..............but last I heard, I'm not supposed to teach religion in the public schools
if you don't know, how are we suppose to know?
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Would the response: "No, I think the mailman is your daddy." be inappropriate?
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More likely the milkman.
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My parents used to tell me I was the milkman's kid.
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or more importantly, correct?
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But who is Pedro's daddy?
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Hay Souse?
one more word
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But who is Pedro's daddy?
Papi, son....papi! Do you want us to revoke your multicultural awareness certificate? ;)
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Jesus was my gardener.
</rimshot>
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I believe a correct response is:

"Make sure you ask your mom and dad about that when you get home."
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"and while you're at it, you might as well bring up the birds and the bees."
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Jesus was my gardener. </rimshot>
No. Jesus works at a local restaurant down here. He has a nice tatoo on his head.
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