I have been having bad pains in my ovaries, and lower abdominal and I feel nauseous and cramp, I'm bloated and look 3 months pregnant and haven't ate a bite today, I'm constipated, and I don't have health insurance to get this checked out. My lower abdominal is swollen and I'm bloated. I'm on the implanon birth control shot in my ARM, I had two periods in September after going a few years with out one I have been having them this year but they are irregular. My urine kinda smells but I have been drinking water so it doesn't smell any more, I am dehydrated. What is going on with me? I know I am std free. I need help.