the empty toilet paper rolls sounds a god alternative...I have 3 vacs one that just fits snugly, the other 2 impossible they are tight when Im half hard...maybe my wet/dry vac next....at ANY rate the suction is GREAT, beeter than ANT BJ , and Im done in 5 minutes, no cleanup
Make SURE thevav can take your full hard on before you get to the point where you CANT stop...I did w/ one vac, that was tight from the get go and had scratches left me bleeding for 3 days
Make SURE thevav can take your full hard on before you get to the point where you CANT stop...I did w/ one vac, that was tight from the get go and had scratches left me bleeding for 3 days
hmm ...thats a reminder...I'll get my vacuum:)~
Last time, I couldnt resist and moved the nozzle up and down..it made me harder n bigger too...maybe I'll try a condom, THAT way I wont get my member scratched
Last time, I couldnt resist and moved the nozzle up and down..it made me harder n bigger too...maybe I'll try a condom, THAT way I wont get my member scratched
!!Always be warned that high powered suction may damage tiny capillaries on any parts of your body. But don't be frightened. At its worst, you may feel a tiny scratchy feeling, like a package rubber hitting your skin. The pain will not be so unbearable and permanent damage may not occur so fast, but at any moment you feel uncomfortable -simply don't force it any further. Try using a cleaner that has variable power settings, and one with air release system. (Most cleaners do have that mechanism)
Be extremely cautious NOT TO direct the mouth of the cleaner to your BALLS -even unintentionally :)
The best way to do this is, to test it yourself with your hand at first, see how powerful it sucks your hand. You'll likely notice that it's not so powerful.
But be careful! Suction power may be perversive on different objects. Your hand covering a cleaner's mouth may easily be taken away while a condom for example, may not even be taken out without turning the device off, or exploding it like a balloon. (Another warning!! you may think of not making the interior of the device dirty, and decide to use a condom but that's NOT a good idea :D- As a condom doesn't let any air in, it makes high dB screetchy, wicky, wacky noises :D and explodes at the end with the best case scenario. It's may also not be a good scenerio after all, cause it may really hurt your penis as the torn condom slams on to your penis head after it has been stretched to , say, 5x of it's original size.
So test it, and test carefully. You may panic when the device suddenly picks in a soft part of your body. Keep your hand on the stop button, and even test the suction by half pressing on the button. (Many devices don't start without fully pressing on the button.)
* * * Here is how it works * * *
Although sucking action starts a major metabolic action of orgasm -a fast and powerful erection- the real reason behind a pleasant orgasm is the friction, or may be you can say "vibration" caused by the pulse like action of air trying to enter the device. So air must enter and it has to be blocked, enter and blocked, one after the other. Of course happening at a rate like a thousand vibes a minute.
If you insert a piece of paper inside the cleaner's head and start the engine, you see the paper hilariously shake from one side to the other. That actually is the reason of the intense orgasm with the vacuum.
Unfortunately, just as it's a hard job to find the effective spots on women's vagina, it will take time to find the best vibrating depth and angle of your penis inside that specific vacuum cleaner. (But if you find the right spot, believe me you'll cum in seconds, the pleasure is worth it.)
Most vacuum cleaner hoses are smaller in radius than that of any ordinary penis, so it will completely block the air flow as the penis gets larger inside the hose. Don't place it completely inside the hose. (It may as well work in some hoses if there is some airflow) It should be in a way that your penis should block the air flow to some extent and leave some space for air flow as well. At a proper location your penis should vibrate incredibly fast like the paper and trust me if that's the spot you'll be there in no time. :D
Show extreme caution to bagless vacuum cleaners, as they work on centerfugal force, theoretically speaking, if there is no other air flow in, it simply SUCKS YOU IN! Of course, as there is real danger of exploding the device by simply blocking the air flow, almost all cleaners have a safety air valve, (you hear it when you block the air during cleaning) nevertheless be extremely careful with especially Dyson cleaners, I personally use one of them and as you get closer to the engine suction increases a lot. Do not perpendicularly insert the penis in, air action needs some angle to occur. try turning moving while in action, you may hear farting like sounds :) during finding the right spot.
Experiment with different cleaning apparatus (I mean the different mouth pieces.) :) My personal preference is the ordinary floor cleaning apparatus. It's not round on Dyson. It's rectangular. I turn it on while the Penis is smallest in size. As it takes it in, it erects but as the hole is narrow it can't get further in. I only let the head portion in, (I believe it's best on circumcised penis) and I pull it back slowly, change the angle of the penis with the entry. When the edges filled with nerves shake erratically by air action, you just leave yourself to the crazy heights of vacuum f*****g :)
Vacuums may lead to a very fast orgasm. It's a real pleasure while you cum and the device sucks it inside, you cum it sucks :D and you cum more... There is no "can't touch the penis anymore" feeling, just go on sucking, of course the pleasure eventually ends, but you can go on if you can and if you like.
I hate to cum while trying to find the right spot. If I feel close to the end and it's late to stop the device, I just take my penis out and don't cum inside the device, because cleaning the device is important. Don't leave your things inside if possible, because sperm is a real c**p. Kind of bacteria creating agent, it may soon cause unpleasant odors.
The major reasons I prefer the main floor cleaning apparatus are:
1. Suction is lower but enough on that part and adjustable by increasing the length of the hose. (Longer in size, the higher in suction)
2. Cleaning is easy, cum stays on the front portion, it doesn't go to the flexible hose. (Just detach and wash.)
3. As that part rotates, it's easy to find the spot.
I love it. Honestly it's oral is better than my wife :D
Be extremely cautious NOT TO direct the mouth of the cleaner to your BALLS -even unintentionally :)
The best way to do this is, to test it yourself with your hand at first, see how powerful it sucks your hand. You'll likely notice that it's not so powerful.
But be careful! Suction power may be perversive on different objects. Your hand covering a cleaner's mouth may easily be taken away while a condom for example, may not even be taken out without turning the device off, or exploding it like a balloon. (Another warning!! you may think of not making the interior of the device dirty, and decide to use a condom but that's NOT a good idea :D- As a condom doesn't let any air in, it makes high dB screetchy, wicky, wacky noises :D and explodes at the end with the best case scenario. It's may also not be a good scenerio after all, cause it may really hurt your penis as the torn condom slams on to your penis head after it has been stretched to , say, 5x of it's original size.
So test it, and test carefully. You may panic when the device suddenly picks in a soft part of your body. Keep your hand on the stop button, and even test the suction by half pressing on the button. (Many devices don't start without fully pressing on the button.)
* * * Here is how it works * * *
Although sucking action starts a major metabolic action of orgasm -a fast and powerful erection- the real reason behind a pleasant orgasm is the friction, or may be you can say "vibration" caused by the pulse like action of air trying to enter the device. So air must enter and it has to be blocked, enter and blocked, one after the other. Of course happening at a rate like a thousand vibes a minute.
If you insert a piece of paper inside the cleaner's head and start the engine, you see the paper hilariously shake from one side to the other. That actually is the reason of the intense orgasm with the vacuum.
Unfortunately, just as it's a hard job to find the effective spots on women's vagina, it will take time to find the best vibrating depth and angle of your penis inside that specific vacuum cleaner. (But if you find the right spot, believe me you'll cum in seconds, the pleasure is worth it.)
Most vacuum cleaner hoses are smaller in radius than that of any ordinary penis, so it will completely block the air flow as the penis gets larger inside the hose. Don't place it completely inside the hose. (It may as well work in some hoses if there is some airflow) It should be in a way that your penis should block the air flow to some extent and leave some space for air flow as well. At a proper location your penis should vibrate incredibly fast like the paper and trust me if that's the spot you'll be there in no time. :D
Show extreme caution to bagless vacuum cleaners, as they work on centerfugal force, theoretically speaking, if there is no other air flow in, it simply SUCKS YOU IN! Of course, as there is real danger of exploding the device by simply blocking the air flow, almost all cleaners have a safety air valve, (you hear it when you block the air during cleaning) nevertheless be extremely careful with especially Dyson cleaners, I personally use one of them and as you get closer to the engine suction increases a lot. Do not perpendicularly insert the penis in, air action needs some angle to occur. try turning moving while in action, you may hear farting like sounds :) during finding the right spot.
Experiment with different cleaning apparatus (I mean the different mouth pieces.) :) My personal preference is the ordinary floor cleaning apparatus. It's not round on Dyson. It's rectangular. I turn it on while the Penis is smallest in size. As it takes it in, it erects but as the hole is narrow it can't get further in. I only let the head portion in, (I believe it's best on circumcised penis) and I pull it back slowly, change the angle of the penis with the entry. When the edges filled with nerves shake erratically by air action, you just leave yourself to the crazy heights of vacuum f*****g :)
Vacuums may lead to a very fast orgasm. It's a real pleasure while you cum and the device sucks it inside, you cum it sucks :D and you cum more... There is no "can't touch the penis anymore" feeling, just go on sucking, of course the pleasure eventually ends, but you can go on if you can and if you like.
I hate to cum while trying to find the right spot. If I feel close to the end and it's late to stop the device, I just take my penis out and don't cum inside the device, because cleaning the device is important. Don't leave your things inside if possible, because sperm is a real c**p. Kind of bacteria creating agent, it may soon cause unpleasant odors.
The major reasons I prefer the main floor cleaning apparatus are:
1. Suction is lower but enough on that part and adjustable by increasing the length of the hose. (Longer in size, the higher in suction)
2. Cleaning is easy, cum stays on the front portion, it doesn't go to the flexible hose. (Just detach and wash.)
3. As that part rotates, it's easy to find the spot.
I love it. Honestly it's oral is better than my wife :D
WHAT KIND A FEELING DID IT GIVE YOU WHEN YOU TRIED THIS VENTURE WITH THE VACUM I'VE STARTED TO TRY IT TO GET MY SELF OFF ITS A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE I MUST SAY THAT FER SURE FRM DAVE FRM TRURO NS CANADA
kirby is the best vacuum to get kinky with. THE VINTAGE ONES FROM THE 50'S & 60'S ARE THE BEST. some of the bags have a zipper pocket on them which is great for guys & women. for guys you just unzip it & put your love thing it & feels like a womans p***y. & women can pull the pocket out & it's a great kinky vacuum bag dildo for her. if you have not tried it & you have a kinky vacuum fetish, try the kirby with it's big puffy bag. if you make love to it,it will make love to you & it feels GREAT !
yes the vintage kirby vacuum bag the way to go it feels great great masterbation.
I've used my vacuum cleaner a few times now I just cleaned the hose with a Lysol wipe and used Vaseline to lube me up and I let it do its thing. Amazing feeling and I love the way it feels. Better then a blow job. I literally might go stick it in the vacuum right now actually. I've never injured myself with it and I always cum at least once a day so I can say it hasn't had negative effects on me!
I used that old Kirby I found in the garbage when I was 12 . I was alone one day . Got naked and put the hose on my penis and turned it on . It sucked and sucked for about an hour , it was my first ever orgasm . I must have done this 20 more times that summer .
I love to masterbate still at the age of 50 and use the new vacuum when ever I get the house to myself .
My penis doesn't feel any different because of this . And still feels just as good . Sometimes I think it feels better that sex .
I love to masterbate still at the age of 50 and use the new vacuum when ever I get the house to myself .
My penis doesn't feel any different because of this . And still feels just as good . Sometimes I think it feels better that sex .
I've been doing it with a vacuum for over 50 years and it feels fantastic. Unfortunately, it's hard to get everyone out of the house. I just use a tube larger than my penis with slits that let me control the air flow. Best feeling I've ever experienced!
That's so sexy. I'd love to watch while rubbing my clit.
I'd like to vacuum your clit until you cum.
Thanks for the idea . It sounds like a lot of fun . 20 minute BJ is awesome . I am going to try it with a silicone p***y for extra enjoyment . I also had my first orgasm at 12 with the vacuum .
I think it's very sexy and would love for you to watch . It would get me harder thinking of someone seeing me do it . I have always done it alone , because it has an intensely power orgasm .
Let's try to hook up for a show .
Let's try to hook up for a show .
The thing to do is use a tube, cardboard or plastic, to attach to the vaccum cleaner tube with duct tape. Most important is to put finger holes in the tube that you can cover and uncover when you are holding it. More if the suction is not enough, less if it is too much. I prefer a plastic tube as it it is easy to clean and lasts forever.
Don't worry
I do it because I'm circumcised and can't jerk off I wish I could but I can't so I use the vacuum instead
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