But it'll have to be going off constantly and unless you have a bunch of people texting you all at once i don't think that'll work. But I could see where you got the idea from(not an insult).
Just use a hair curler. Just DON'T turn it on!
Get an app calles iBrate its Amazing
what type of toy would you recommend?
What you can do (this is what I do) is get a back massager and just use it like that
Yes I am turned on
With or without anything on
Usually, there's a zip or something in the back-massager (if it's a piece that you can just drag onto it) you should be able to take them out (the vibrators)
A hairbrush works great
use ivibrate or another app. they can be very reliable ;)
Ok WHERE CAN I BUY ONE
Psst here's an idea. I used to have the same problem but when I got an electric shaver (innocent object) I realised you could take the foil cutting part of to reveal a part that sticks out and moves side to side really fast. Put something soft like folded tissue on it(it can hurt just by itself -i found out the hard way
You can sit on the washer
You really do have to leave into it
hunch means punch