my wife and i were going hard at it one night trying to have another baby. just as i was about to climax we both heard this gasp coming from the closet. when we looked round the closet door was open. so i got up pulled my boxers on and continued towards the closet. when i opened the door quite violently i saw my 12 year old son (who was in bed when me and my wife went past his door) sitting there with no bottems on and had just cummed all over himself. i yelled at him saying what are you doing. he said what do you think (cheeky brat), so i pulled him out and put him on a seat in my wife and i's bedroom. he cried repeatably saying no don't let mum see me naked, and i said tough.
so the most awkward situation ever - my wife lying naked in the bed, me standing there with my boxers on with an erection and our son sitting there half naked with his c.u.m all over his penis and legs (he doesnt even have any pubic hair down there).
my son continued to cry whilst saying that he had been masturbating for a while over pictures from the sun newspaper and he wanted to see some live action. so when he heard my wife and i discussing the possibly of trying for another baby he watched us every night for 2 weeks before we decided to go for it ( flipping sex education teaching them so young). he had managed to get into the closet when my wife and i had slipped into to bathroom together.
i told him to go get his botttems and go clean up (which he did quite quickly and still crying his wee eyes out) when he left i turned to my wife and she just laughed over the situation. after discussing it for a while that night and then in the morning we decided that i (flipping brilliant) would speak with him over the matter when he comes back after his weekend away with the school trip (he going to have lots of fun now after what happened the night before). when he came down in the morning he very nervously said sorry and hate his breakfast very fast. when i was taking him in the car to school (had to be there for 8:30) he didn't speak at all, and he is usually talkative in the car with me. when we reached the bus at the school and put his bags on the bus i gave him a hug and told him it was alright, also that his mum and i didn't really care what happened because he was so young. he then said that we will talk about it when he gets back.
so what am i going to say to him? (u can masturbate, just not over your parents). he is clearly effected about the awkward situation. i need to tell him something to get him back to himself
so the most awkward situation ever - my wife lying naked in the bed, me standing there with my boxers on with an erection and our son sitting there half naked with his c.u.m all over his penis and legs (he doesnt even have any pubic hair down there).
my son continued to cry whilst saying that he had been masturbating for a while over pictures from the sun newspaper and he wanted to see some live action. so when he heard my wife and i discussing the possibly of trying for another baby he watched us every night for 2 weeks before we decided to go for it ( flipping sex education teaching them so young). he had managed to get into the closet when my wife and i had slipped into to bathroom together.
i told him to go get his botttems and go clean up (which he did quite quickly and still crying his wee eyes out) when he left i turned to my wife and she just laughed over the situation. after discussing it for a while that night and then in the morning we decided that i (flipping brilliant) would speak with him over the matter when he comes back after his weekend away with the school trip (he going to have lots of fun now after what happened the night before). when he came down in the morning he very nervously said sorry and hate his breakfast very fast. when i was taking him in the car to school (had to be there for 8:30) he didn't speak at all, and he is usually talkative in the car with me. when we reached the bus at the school and put his bags on the bus i gave him a hug and told him it was alright, also that his mum and i didn't really care what happened because he was so young. he then said that we will talk about it when he gets back.
so what am i going to say to him? (u can masturbate, just not over your parents). he is clearly effected about the awkward situation. i need to tell him something to get him back to himself
Wow.... umm. Well talk to him about it not like yelling or swering about what happend. Oh and just cheak the closet be4 you have sex. Good luck.
How did it turn out? Did he find someone his age at the overnight school trip?
I'm a 32 year-old happily married male. My wife and I live way out in the country and we both enjoy country life. One summer evening my wife as usual, was in bed early. it was about 11PM. During the summer months, I would take my dog for her evening walk in the nude. Our house was way off the main road so any passing traffic could not see me.
My neighbors house was far enough away that they could not really see me either and they, like my wife, were always in bed early. My neighbors were a married couple, he in his late 50s, and she was about 45 or so.
This particular night it was a full moon, but the many trees we have on our property offered lots of shade and protection from the full moon's light.
As my dog and I walked about 15 yards from the fence line I saw somebody on my neighbor's property with a flashlight. My dog and I were not quite under the tree line so I was kind of exposed. I froze and suddenly I heard someone shout, "Hey, how are you doing.?" It was my neighbors wife and she was quickly approaching the barbed wire fence line.
I froze and thought, "what should I do? she hasn't seen me up close yet." As I started to walk away she yelled. "Hey, come closer so we can talk." My first thought was to pretend I didn't hear her and keep walking. Another voice said, "What the heck walk closer and talk to her." I turned and walk toward her so that I was about 10 yards away under the tree canopy and said: "I'm not really dressed appropriately." She then says, "come on closer so I don't have to yell." Without thinking, I moved closer. I could now see her face clearly.
The first thing I noticed was that she was looking right at my genital area. She then says, "don't worry about your attire, I've raised three sons and I have been married twice now. It is nothing I haven't seen before."
I then moved closer. She said "come on over closer I'm not going to bite" as she laughed. I then moved to where I was about 2 feet from the fence and she stood about the same distance on the other side.
I notice as she talked, she was looking straight at my genitals.
She was quite a talker and kept bringing up one subject to the next. Occasionally she would make eye contact while she was talking. The rest of the time she was fixed on my genital area.
Usually, when a woman stares at me that way, I start getting an erection. But fortunately this time it got semi erect and then stopped. That was probably because I was thinking what my wife would say if she knew what was happening.
When I tried to leave, she would try to continue the conversation. Finally, as I slowly started to walk away, She said something and as I turned my head I noticed she was looking at my backside. She then says, "I will see you next time." And then says, "If there is anything you need, just call at anytime."
I said OK and walked away with my dog pulling me along.
After that, she must have started to look out for me at about 11PM every evening. She caught me 5 more times before summers end. She was a nice lady, but was obviously very lonely and needy. I didn't mention my late night discussions with the neighbor to my wife.
What really got to me, was that if she and her husband were out in their yard, they would both come to the fence and call us over to visit. This was OK except that each time it happened while she or her husband where talking, she now would stare right at my genital area and then look up into my eyes and smile,
even though I was fully clothed! Fortunately, neither her husband or my wife noticed.
My neighbors house was far enough away that they could not really see me either and they, like my wife, were always in bed early. My neighbors were a married couple, he in his late 50s, and she was about 45 or so.
This particular night it was a full moon, but the many trees we have on our property offered lots of shade and protection from the full moon's light.
As my dog and I walked about 15 yards from the fence line I saw somebody on my neighbor's property with a flashlight. My dog and I were not quite under the tree line so I was kind of exposed. I froze and suddenly I heard someone shout, "Hey, how are you doing.?" It was my neighbors wife and she was quickly approaching the barbed wire fence line.
I froze and thought, "what should I do? she hasn't seen me up close yet." As I started to walk away she yelled. "Hey, come closer so we can talk." My first thought was to pretend I didn't hear her and keep walking. Another voice said, "What the heck walk closer and talk to her." I turned and walk toward her so that I was about 10 yards away under the tree canopy and said: "I'm not really dressed appropriately." She then says, "come on closer so I don't have to yell." Without thinking, I moved closer. I could now see her face clearly.
The first thing I noticed was that she was looking right at my genital area. She then says, "don't worry about your attire, I've raised three sons and I have been married twice now. It is nothing I haven't seen before."
I then moved closer. She said "come on over closer I'm not going to bite" as she laughed. I then moved to where I was about 2 feet from the fence and she stood about the same distance on the other side.
I notice as she talked, she was looking straight at my genitals.
She was quite a talker and kept bringing up one subject to the next. Occasionally she would make eye contact while she was talking. The rest of the time she was fixed on my genital area.
Usually, when a woman stares at me that way, I start getting an erection. But fortunately this time it got semi erect and then stopped. That was probably because I was thinking what my wife would say if she knew what was happening.
When I tried to leave, she would try to continue the conversation. Finally, as I slowly started to walk away, She said something and as I turned my head I noticed she was looking at my backside. She then says, "I will see you next time." And then says, "If there is anything you need, just call at anytime."
I said OK and walked away with my dog pulling me along.
After that, she must have started to look out for me at about 11PM every evening. She caught me 5 more times before summers end. She was a nice lady, but was obviously very lonely and needy. I didn't mention my late night discussions with the neighbor to my wife.
What really got to me, was that if she and her husband were out in their yard, they would both come to the fence and call us over to visit. This was OK except that each time it happened while she or her husband where talking, she now would stare right at my genital area and then look up into my eyes and smile,
even though I was fully clothed! Fortunately, neither her husband or my wife noticed.
O man. I’m not sure what I would do or say if I were a parent in that situation. Admittedly, at that age I also used to get off on hearing my parents go at it late at night, but I was naked in my own bed, not in their closet!