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wearing the kilt causes an unnatural skew in the race statistics as all of the ladies' (and a few of the mens') times are much slower than they normally would be. The kilt flaps, I'm going commando as is proper with a kilt, and all those chicks slow down to follow behind me for some reason.
maybe because we're, like, slooower than you. has nothing to do with that kilt, believe me. :P
some people like watching the blue hat as it heads for the finish line......
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Okay, that's disgusting! So, you run backwards, or does it hang that low?
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Okay, that's disgusting! So, you run backwards, or does it hang that low?

uh, I wear a blue hat when I race........just what were you thinking?
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Uh, I meant, uh, you must, uh, have, uh, a really long neck...
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Usually silky panties and a matching bra under my shorts and tank! :P
oops that is what I actually change into after my race!



Okay Okay
I know 2 dumb jokes in one post but what the heck I had a hectic day at work but a cruddy run so I am trying to cheer myself up.

I wear cool-max type shorts and usually no shirt since the weather is so warm down here. If it is December through March maybe a cool max tank.

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Nike shorts, I think they're nylon. Low-cut socks, grungy stinky old mesh ball cap, Nike shoes, no shirt unless below 70 degs and then it's an old race t-shirt.
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I'm new to this forum and am enjoying your posts... 8O
I race in my husband's Hind shorts because they feel like nothing and layered sports bras.
Ang
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I'm new to this forum and am enjoying your posts... 8O

Glad to have you here runnermom!
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Sportsbra/tank top (does that make sense?) I hope, and coolmax shorts. I can't remeber life without coolmax.
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Thank you Purple!
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Usually standard running shorts (NB/ Nike) and a coolmax/dri-fit singlet. In cool weather conditions I wear a technical (drifit) or cotton long sleeved running shirt.
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Don't all the cool people wear the shirt you get in the race packet...
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Only if they have fresh ass implants.....
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Only if they have fresh ass implants.....
great, thanks Bam...
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Usually I am in running shorts and a tee or a tank. As the weather gets hotter I end up in just shorts. I do wear a hat almost year round to help keep the sweat out of my eyes and contacts.

In the winter I end up in long sleeve tees and when it is cold enough tights and gloves also.
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