what household objects can use to pleasure myself?

i can not, i am very delicate and sensitive. my ass holes are to tiny. give me some thing simple, that my mom won't find out about, cause my mom don't no I'm one of these people since I'm a cristion and all. what will my mom not find out I'm sticking up in my butt cause I'm just so desprate

huh what is that suppose to mean

Have to try this sounds great and dirty

Yes you are right I tried that and believe me it's a lot of fun.Try it

Me too it hurts but feels good

Bro , i have constipation problem after i put something in my ass what should i have to do now?
M 21

All what u feel u can put in your ass bus

Hello all , the last post was just a trial to see if it would publish it .Don't want to be typing for ages and get nowt posted . This is the first time iv been on here , a few days ago I just had a bath , I got out and was feeling very turned on , I was pressed for time and needed a good hard wank it had been about 5 days since my last wank .I had an old pair of very well worn plimsoles , what I wear for slippers as they are cheaper than the slippers themselves . Being in a hurry I decided to put them on the floor and try to get most of the cum in them , so I wouldn't have too much cum to wipe up after id finished wanking . About 5 mins later I was about to cum and feeling very turned on decided to put my finger up my arse , I got a dab of head & shoulders shampoo ( probly not recommended ) . Rubbed it agains't my eager arse and pushed my middle finger up and down loads of times , I then started cumming like i'd never cum before . It also seemed to last longer than I ever can remember . The mess that was on them old plimsoles was unbelievable . That's why I started looking on your site which I found online . I am a 55 year old man and i'v only had sex with other women , it's about 15 years since my last f**k though . I would gladly do it with another man , I wouldn't know how to go about asking someone to bed him though so it probly won't happen I'm getting a bit plump now anyway . I saw bananas listed on here , don't think i'd try those too soft i'd think .Don't know if its been mentioned , but what about getting a silicon gun and some cheap silicon cartridges . You could then fill the necks of bottles , then why dried which pprobly wont be long you could put the object up your arse . You with a bit practice could make any size small or BIG to suit , when dried with a bit care you could probly shape the end to make it go up your arse better . I think silicon is quiet smooth as well , maybe its in an earlier post got to go bye . Nettle .

I should i stick in my ass im 13 and how to get it out without stinking

You can wash silcon very easily . Nettle

If you are frightened about it stinking you can easily wash silicon in warm soapy water , if you meen sticking try Vaseline in the plastic jar . That's what they said gays used when I was a lad , you will probly get some silicon cartridges in pound land in England for a pound each . The cartridge gun too for the same price , the gun could be cheap plastic and not last too long but plenty D.I.Y shops will sell cheap cartidges and guns , so hopefully you will find something to work for for you , just remember steady away you don't want to hurt yourselfI. I'm sure you will have lots of fun trying .Nettle

What if the banana brakes ?

Still a better love story than twilight

Try small stuff like a pencil and use vege oil as lube then use bigger stuff like carrots but im 15 and now i use my gf's dildo I watched her once using it and wow her anals wide

why put a condom on it? afraid of getting pregnant?