Like many of you - I too have had this problem for almost 2 years now. Recently it seemed to get worse and was about to visit the doctor, but thought I would try some personal simple tests. First I tried cutting out milk, then less sweet things, then less fatty food, then coffee - I don't eat much with salt so I doubt that was the issue. None of these worked. But a week ago I tried cutting out grain and hey presto the problem resolved. Of course I am not saying this will work for everyone. But I have been squeaky clean for a week now. I am so pleased.
Wow, this is extremely dangerous advice!!! In persons suffering from ulcerative colitis (a fair percentage of the people posting herein, I'm sure), large doses of Robinul may suppress intestinal motility to the point of producing a paralytic ileus and for this reason may precipitate or aggravate “toxic megacolon,” a serious complication of the ulcerative colitis.
I hope anyone considering serious medication like this has a proper medical diagnosis (which implies a colonoscopy) BEFORE taking them. Bottom line folks, see a doctor -- preferably a specialist.
Bathe with epsom salts. It will kill bacteria and shrink the tiny blood cells in tat area. Afterwards, and after showering, use a little preperation H or a similar (knock off, CHEAPER!) product wich will lubricate the area from friction and further reduce the enflamed blood cells and anal tissue. AND, try applying a cold compress to the anal region, NOT the genitalia, for a minute or two, immediately after sex/masturbation. Also avoid alcohol and HOT peppers or other overly spicey foods. Drink plenty of fluids too! This will hydrate the entire body and keep butt just as healthy as the rest of you! :) NOW GO! And stink no more!
Dear All,
I suffered from anal leakage for about a year and a half. Walked around every day, all the time, with toilet paper shoved in my pants.
Got tired of it, went to a doctor, advised a hemerroidectomy. I dreaded the operation, but had it done and (despite the fact I have a phobia about medical procedures) it was bad at all. The recovery was more challenging, but after six days I was pretty much back to normal -- and the anal leakage was gone!!!
I suggested seeing a colon/rectal doctor to see if a hemerroidectomy would solve your problem. It worked for me. (I just had my operation 2 weeks ago today.)
Most of you probably have an anal yeast infection. I was suffering because of this for 4 years (!!) and just recently I found out that candida overgrowth can lead to such symptoms. I am now treating the yeast problem with an anti-yeast cream and a phenomenal natural remedy called grapefruit seed extract. I have been drinking it three times per day and the situation has improved dramatically! Eventhough I am, as of yet, not completely cured I am positive that I soon will be.
Hope this helps and never give up!
One thing that helped me out was to not drink milk. I used to drink milk everyday and go to school and classmates would say "ohh whats that smell". So one day I decided to research the topic and it turns out that milk indeed was causing the problem. Try it for yourself.
I HAVE FOUND THE SOLUTION... AND SINCE I'VE FOUND IT, I HAVE NOT HAD A PROBLEM WITH THIS FOR MONTHS!!! Gentlemen, your answer lies in PURELL HAND CLEANER. use it periodically through the day. wash scrotum, between anus and scrotum with purell hand sanitizer. it will burn a little bit, but the "smell" will be gone. NO MORE EMBARRASSMENT. After washing with purell, take a little toilet tissues and stuff it between the old butt cheeks for the perspiration problem.
I've had this problem but I found that powders don't help, and may make it worse. I've found it happening in conjunction with high caffeine and high sugar intake- cut those out and you'll sweat less. Also, exercise regularly; when I exercise irregularly or hike in full sun where I start full on drench-mode, that's when I get swamp ass or trench crack or monkey butt whatever it's called (they are all equally hilarious terms but the condition i sympathize is not funny at all). I've had to cut a few hiking trips short, telling people I was too exhausted when in fact I could sense severe monkey butt as damp ass happening and I was embarrassed because attractive females were passing us and I was wearing jeans; which is hella bad for severe mid summer day hiking swamp ass. Ain't nobody wanna see that.
I'm afraid that your best bet is to see if there is a laser surgeon who can kill the sweat glands with the new laser tech. I would not have anyone inject botox into that area, it's too close to the terminus of the spine (coccyx) and also it is not permanent. You want the sweat glands removed or zapped dead with ultrasound.
Also, consider that it could be sweat from the back funneling via an apple-shaped butt into the crackular area, so you may need to find a way to stop that. But I'd remove the anal area glands first and see if that does it. There's no benefit to having those, really. Maybe if we were still cavemen sniffing each others pheromony buttholes then it would have some purpose but nowadays, the best pheromone is a ferarri, big penis and a bag full of money.
Hey,
Well, for the last couple of days,(first time in 3 years) I haven't got the problem.
I always had a wet pants, before bowel movement, after. Really couldn't tell exactly when but it happend all day.
I went to docters all over the place, had colonscopy nothing got found. Had to go to shrinks because docters thought it was a mental illness. Had pelvic floor at fysio.
But the problem started form on day on another. This is why it wasn't normal.
Experience:
Because it reduced a very tiny little during some garlic and cranberry it made sense to the problem occured from my intestin.
On days I dind't eat, the problem also reduces. So it had something to do with my intestin. I was certain.
Previously I took doxycycline( against acne) for 2,5 years straight. After i quit that, a few weeks later my problem occured. So I read exactly the same story on a other forum. The person took a antibiotic wich is called metronidazol(flagyl) and I thougt what the heck. I can't study, haven't got a life anymore( at the age of 23) so why wouldn't I try it. After all I am on it for 4 days now en really... I have got brown stool instead of yellow soft stool, I don't have to wipe the usual 10 times after a movent and my leakage is gone!!!!!! No more sweat ass, wet pants.
I'll keep you posted!
Instructions for Sweaty Ass Syndrome:
Don't wear clothes or undergarments that are too tight. Very tight clothing can impede the flow of air around your body and produce excess perspiration, especially in the backside region. Select garments that are well fitted and stay away from too many synthetic fabrics.
Wear natural fibers, such as cotton, linen and silk. These fabrics breathe and allow air to circulate around the body. Many underwear manufacturers produce cotton and silk underwear that is attractive and breathable.
Dry off well after your bath or shower, and then sprinkle some cornstarch-based body powder on your butt. Cornstarch helps absorb excess moisture and can keep your sensitive areas nice and dry. You can even take a small travel sample with you, so you can reapply it during the day.
See your doctor for medical advice if you find yourself perspiring uncontrollably. There are medicines and other remedies available for those who sweat profusely.
Freshen up several times during the day. Sometimes, the only thing you can do is take a quick pit stop and dry off your butt. This is one of the most effective remedies.
Lighten up and don't be too concerned about a mild case of sweaty butt. Sweating is a natural and beneficial--though sometimes bothersome--function of the human body. Let your body work in the way it was meant to as long as you don't suffer any ill effects.
Look for specialty garments designed for exercising. These clothes wick moisture away from the body and dry quickly, allowing the body to remain mostly dry.
Tips:
Don't ignore profuse sweating, as it can be a sign of a serious medical condition. See your physician if your sweating condition is out of the ordinary to make sure your health is not at risk.
A sweaty butt is not just annoying and embarrassing, but it can also cause rashes and odor. If you discover skin irritations after a bout of sweaty butt, the excess moisture may be at fault. Take the necessary steps to reduce moisture around the affected area.
Well people, after googling this topic and finding this most recent blog, I felt obliged to lend a helping hand here. I normally would never take part in any blog, but knowing what you all have gone through or are going through, you're gonna appreciate this ....
I'm no doctor, but I know firsthand what'll help you out .....
1) If you're using that cheap toilet paper that does nothing more than scratch your anal area, then do yourself a lifelong favor and get rid of it! Buy the good stuff ...double ply and soft. Otherwise, you might as well be using sandpaper . The rough stuff will only cause further irritation .
2) Your symptoms resemble the same as Athlete's Foot and Jock Itch and even Ringworm . Not saying this is what you actually have, but the similarities are there . You NEED to buy a simple over-the-counter HYDROCORTISONE CREAM USP. The basic generic brand is sufficient . The point is to relieve that burning itch and to realize it shouldn't cost you a fortune to do so . This should only cost you around $10 to purchase . Before you start using this product, grab a hot shower and clean yourself thoroughly and drying off completely!! This includes your butt crack. I recommend you wipe clean with that GOOD double ply toilet paper you just bought and then apply the HYDROCORTISONE CREAM USP using a 100% cotton pad to apply it with. (These pads are the same for makeup removal and should only cost between $2 to $4 to purchase . Cover your entire butt area between the cheeks. Use it twice a day at least, and up to 4 times per day if necessary. Your first day will still be uncomfortable, but I guarantee that by Day 2, you'll be feeling a bit better already . Use this product for up to 7 days consecutively, and DO NOT MISS an application!! The key here is that once you can relieve the burning itch, you won't have the tendency to wipe constantly for relief. And once the redness and irritation subsides, the "infection" as I'll call it will clear up and speed the healing process of the sensitive skin around your anus. The sweat will be gone and, guess what...so will that awful embarrassing odor.
3) Make it a habit to wash all bedsheets at least once a week. This will help eliminate any lingering bacteria or infection that may be present on them, and thus reducing the chance of getting it again from this method .If you can't get to a laundromat or are unable to wash them this often, then at least buy a spare sheet set and change them once a week.
4) Change your underwear daily (hey, had to throw this in there....I can't assume that everyone does)
Hope this helps you out . Good luck!
So, here's your shopping list :
DOUBLE-PLY TOILET PAPER, SOFTEST YOU CAN FIND
HYDROCORTISONE CREAM USP, any generic brand
100% COTTON PADS