What causes the crackling sound I sometimes hear around my anus when I push out a t**d with a firmer tip?
This has happened to pretty much all of us, I hope, before. It is normal (for me,anyhow...) It probably may signal an interior hemorrhoid. A hemorrhoid is just an inflamed vein inside of your anus. These are not serious unless they start causing blockage. Hemorrhoids may be solved by just going to your doctor and getting medication for it. This will not completely stop your hemorrhoids, though. Hemorrhoids may run in your family, too. If so, you may live with these for the rest of your life, which may seem uncomfortable, but is surely not life-threatening. You may, although, need to start carrying around some 'Preparation-H' in case of hemorrhoids. Hope this helped!
Strange, isn't it the t**d itself that makes the crackling noise?
Oh, it is the fecal matter itself crackling?
Yes it is!!!