Masturbation is relaxing, pleasant, harmless, healthy, and contributes to restful sleep if done before bedtime.
How you do it depends on whether you have an internally lubricated foreskin that glides up and down the shaft or whether you have been unforeskinned.
If you are foreskinned, then all you need to do is slide your foreskin back and forth. The internally lubricated foreskin glides without friction.
If you are unforeskinned, then you will need some lubrication and you need to slide your hand up and down the shaft. You will likely injure yourself without lubricant. Some lubricants are baby oil, vegetable oil, personal lubricant, soapy water, and saliva.
It is common, however, for an unforeskinned male, who has been deprived of his internally lubricated foreskin, to have friction burns if he does not apply external lubricant.
There are many myths about masturbation, which simply are not true.
Masturbation does NOT cause insanity.
Masturbation does NOT cause you to go blind.
Masturbation does NOT cause hair to grow in your palms.
Masturbation does NOT cause impotence.
Masturbation does NOT prevent fathering children.
Masturbation does NOT stunt your growth.
Masturbation does NOT cause penile curvature.
Masturbation does NOT cause back pain.
Masturbation does NOT decrease stamina.
Masturbation does NOT cause muscle weakness.
Masturbation does NOT cause pimples.
Masturbation does NOT cause loss of blood.
Masturbation does NOT make your bones softer.
Masturbation does NOT slow the growth of your penis.
Masturbation does NOT release hormones.
firt time I did it was in bed, lots of toilet paper and Vaseline...any more its better in the showeer,,some hair conditioner and rinse it all down the drain...unless you eat it
I'm not sure shampoo is a good idea, especially if a bit gets into your urethra and stings. Hand cream, various lotions, even hair conditioner are more suitable. If you sleep alone then bed is the best place to enjoy yourself. (Take a bit of tissue to bed with you to wipe off any residue that might attract attention.)
Bananas were what Uncle Andy recommended to his young nephew Shane in 'Weeds', but well-lubricated fingers are generally better -- and besides, you don't want to attract attention by a sudden passion for bananas :-)
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What would I do to do male masterbation or where, where my parents or family members wouldn't know I was doing it or even thinking about doing it
Put your hand on your penis and move it up and down while watching porn.
I found a new way.... when the penis is soft, sleep in a face-down position on a 'takka'=pillow or the back rest of a sofa.... the start movinhg forward-back increase speed.....
oooooo......awesome
Getting shampoo or soap in your penis hole will burn. Use hair conditioner instead. KY jelly is water soluble and won't burn. It is sold in any drug store and you don't have to be over 18 to buy it.
Thanks for a great post. All teenage boys should read this. It will save a lot of needless worry and anxiety. Attitude is a great thing. Be glad and proud of being a boy. Jacking off is one of the great pleasures of life. Ditch any feelings of shame. Do it with happiness and joy! It won't hurt you or anyone else... and it's free!