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If you want to make a good fake vagina i found the perfect way!!! ok so you will need-

-water bottle

-plastic baggy

-tape and scissors

-and lubricant

 

Okay so you may be thinking a waterbottle wtf! my d*ck wont fit into that dont worry i thought the same thing so what you do is cut the water bottle to you penis size then where the sharp ends are where you just cut cover them with tape then put in the plastic baggy and wrap the zipping sides to the top and put some hot water in there then dump it out to make your fake vagina warm and then put your lube in it and f*ck away

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thake a coffe can and fill 4 glove full of water and ut them in it an f**k away

 

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Well i guess i can share my remedy. Get some Flour and make dough to the shape & size you would like. Boiled it, cool it and use it.
Another alternative is a sponge with a nice hole cut out to your fit.
Another is stuff a pants with the hole. that one has legs.
 
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Quote:

What's a fleshlite


A Fleshlite is a sex toy that resembles a traditional flashlight that used two D size battery cells. However, it differs in that instead of a parabolic reflector and bulb on the business end, it has a laytex fake female genitalia and vagina. Although it may have batteries inside it, it is basically a merkin, and is used as a masterbation sleeve (possibly with a vibrator inside it.)
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markyone wrote:

i was in a charity shop and saw a girls dolls head that they do make up and hair on took it home cut a hole in the mouth, and it was just like gettin sucke d  or so i thought until my mates mom showed me how it really was. try hoover pipe. or and i dont know if i am allowd to say it on here but my mate used to f--- his dog


What is a hoover pipe, please? A vacuume cleaner hose?
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That certainly has "appeal"....
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lol the dog thing is the best... even tho im a girl... it intrigues me... for a man or woman. ;) you boys are the best! there are so many slutty girls out there you can get the real deal. but no one knows how to get the job done better than yourself ;)
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The fast and easy way to make a fake virgina is just buy a big pork rost,cut a hold in it and use butter as a lub. If how ever you can make a good one you can keep( and I was married for 20yrs so i know what the real thing is like) start with a trip to the drug or art supply house and buy a roll of bubble wrap. then a box of suran wrap( the more strachy the better.) Cover the bubble with the suran wrap, fold the bubble wrap with bubbles in so there is no seams. rubber band at what ever tightness you like, heat some skin lotion in micorwave. be sure its not to hot and put the whole thing in a sock. 

If you want it to look like the real thing use some foam( the kind goes around doors) rubber at the front ,roll suran wrap around it and fold to make the outer lips. keep making them till you get one just right.

 

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a good way is to get ur gf to spread her legs and go to town remember 1 thing no glove no love :D
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This may sound weird but, Get an old wallet, fold it backwards so the leather is on the inside, put it inside a sock, you could even put it under your mattress or under a cushion on your for tightness.
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Its not stupid as i do it the same way but using the bed matress so my penis is between the actual matress and bed.
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hands always work lol

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wow, i heard teenage boys jerk off a lot but....wow. i really hope my thirteen yr old doesnt hump my couch. wow.
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I'm 16, and I'm looking for the most realistic feeling thing to the vagina. how ever I am working on my own sex toy. Perhaps you guys should do the same. Think about it. A sex toy built to meet your desires.

My own sex toy so far is going to be reusable and clean. So there wont be any bacteria or anything like that when i go to use it next. its going to have sponges inside of it. the disposable part will be were i put a rubber glove between the sponges, and put oil inside the rubber glove. and after I'm done I'll just throw the rubber glove away. :)
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