get a toilet roll stuff with wet toilet paper and enjoy :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Buy A flashlight, 2 sponges, and a female condom (you don't need to be 18 to buy a condom) take everything out of the flashlight insert the sponges. Then put the female condom in and enjoy
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Ok heres what you need To do. Take a disposable rubber glove, take one of the fingers and push it up through the opening where you put your had in, blow the glove up (make sure that the finger that is inside out stays inside out) once the glove is blown up tie the top (or wrap it in tape) once this is done put some lube or cream in the inverted finger and go to it
you canfind a bathroom soap bottle with the emty soap take out the topa nd put your d i c k in it if it still has soap it will burn trust me my friend did it
What's a fleshlite
Just watch a bunch of porn and have sex while your girlfriend is away with another girl. Note: people that are married do this
get a rag/towel and an electric toothbrush put the tip of the toothbrush at one corner of rag/towel roll it up open a hole and enjoy :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :cool: :cool: :cool:
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Guys, your creativity absolutely blows me away. I guess it's true, "necessity is the invention of the first mother!"
Now, to answer your question, 'what's a fleshlite'....
It's a play on words. A Fleshlight is a sexual toy for male masturbation. It is roughly the length and weight of a standard two D-cell flashlight, but instead of a bulb and reflector on one end, it has a molded laytex mouth/vaginal opening colored pink. The device allows you to lube up the opening and then insert your erect penis. I don' t know if it vibrates, or moves, or does anything besides just minic a vagina, but it is not cheap... and I don' tknow how easily it cleans up.
Because of the resemeblance to a flashlight, they named it "fleshlight". It is for sale at sex positive stores, over the internet and in therapist shops.
I have read nothing about professional reviews, so I don' t know if it "works" or how "realistic" it might or might not be.
There is no mistaking it for what it is. Some people treat the name as a joke.
You problably need to be an adult or of age to order one. But there's no hiding what it is for... if it's found in your drawer or under your bed.
What's a fleshlite
Guys, your creativity absolutely blows me away. I guess it's true, "necessity is the invention of the first mother!"
Now, to answer your question, 'what's a fleshlite'....
It's a play on words. A Fleshlight is a sexual toy for male masturbation. It is roughly the length and weight of a standard two D-cell flashlight, but instead of a bulb and reflector on one end, it has a molded laytex mouth/vaginal opening colored pink. The device allows you to lube up the opening and then insert your erect penis. I don' t know if it vibrates, or moves, or does anything besides just minic a vagina, but it is not cheap... and I don' tknow how easily it cleans up.
Because of the resemeblance to a flashlight, they named it "fleshlight". It is for sale at sex positive stores, over the internet and in therapist shops.
I have read nothing about professional reviews, so I don' t know if it "works" or how "realistic" it might or might not be.
There is no mistaking it for what it is. Some people treat the name as a joke.
You problably need to be an adult or of age to order one. But there's no hiding what it is for... if it's found in your drawer or under your bed.
fold a towel, put a latex glove in the towel leaving the enterance sticking slightly out then roll the towel up stretch the opening of the glove backwards over the towel and there you go!
ok bro this helped me out when i was younger........take a towel and fold it half hotdog style....then get a hold of a rubber glove and put it like a 1/4th from the end with a little slack sticking out the side.....fold the short side tward the middle untill the crease is to the glove now that the short end is folded over the glove....roll the towel so that the glove is in th middle.... now fold the slack of the glove that u left around the outside of the towel and there u go lube up go to town..
Trust me!!! Get a banana cut a straight line into it and take the banana out.... Then put it in the microwave for 10 seconds and stick you penis in it... Sometimes it feels better then a real vagina
Suggestion : don't buy a fleshlight, they are overpriced, buy yourself a "Gripper" by calexotics (california exotics) it is a little better than the fleshlight and about half the price ;)
take a bottle, cut off the bottom, put a plastic bag in it and out the top, secure it with tape on the sides of the bottle, fill it with warm water through the cap, put the cap on with the top of the bag out the top about 3 inches. Thats it, only use it once though
it is called a fifi look it up = awesome