Saw off the end of a pizza cutter and you can use it as a dildo that's what I use.
I use a microphone (wireless one) for Xbox it's 6 inches long and a good girth that stretches my ass not suspicious if you have an Xbox to buy one or parents to buy it for you
Thank you for your help.
P.s. I got turned on while reading it
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P.s. I got turned on while reading it
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Yeah, these are probably old men replying whilst rubbing themselves out thinking other old men are young boys and girls talking about jamming c**p up their butts. LOL
I have the same problem but I have tried vinegar, then my ass hurt like a bit** after then started growing bumbs on it
go to your local discount store and find one of those water shooters that works like a big syringe, pay attention to the handle since some are a good shape while some are not. also pay attention to the molding seam, look for one that's even and not offset. you may need to trim that seam, you should trim that seam. you should be able to find one, i see them all the time. you can have a collection because there are a variety of handle types. put a condom on it.
vinegar... really? that's just nuts, do a bit of research first, the stuff isn't even slick. not to mention... it's fu**ing vinegar!
go to your local discount store and find one of those water shooters that works like a big syringe, pay attention to the handle since some are a good shape while some are not. also pay attention to the molding seam, look for one that's even and not offset. you may need to trim that seam, you should trim that seam. you should be able to find one, i see them all the time. you can have a collection because there are a variety of handle types. put a condom on it.
ouch much. you gotta be f**king kidding.
ha ha ha, that's too funny.
deep troat, lol. what's a troat?
isn't a pencil wood? that just sounds like a terrible idea. graphite, the little metal thing that holds the eraser, who knows what kind of paint is on those things.
does it still have the glitter water in it?
i got a tip for you... don't!
umm... the leg? you don't know what a fu**ing chair leg is?