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A better way is to just go pay a hooker 30 for a f**k ffs .... if u dont know any h****rs then go to a pub n buy any old desperado woman young or old a few drinks ...i call them 6am birds.... theyll f**k u for free amd ull enjoy it ...despots are usualy gagging for it! 45-60yrs old theyll drip like a tap just thinking of a young stud banging em....slip in a finger or 3 n ull make her wetter than marty pellow (wet wet wet) hahaha ... serious tho a despot in every pub n bar globally .... just go say hi to n say u wanna take um home to theres n f**k em till they squirt n jerk ...old birds love dirty talk ...give em sum theyll maybe become a regular (if u cant find anyone better screw) :)

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What you could use is crushed dry ice, rusty nails, toilet paper tube, ky, a ladder, baking soda, a co2 cartridge, speedo, jock str.......... wait wrong forum..........
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Preach it man
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he's probably really young. i mean he said he lasted 30 seconds sooo
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its not the cardboard hes talking about. pull the condom thru the roll of paper itself. stretch the open end around the roll to hold it open, and boom. its great
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I am thirteen and was home alone. I tried this it was amazing! I'd always Jackie Dodd with just my hand not even lubricant, and this have me amazing pleasure for like 5 minutes! Thank you!
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So then why are you on the site?

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Mine can't fit In a toilet paper roll
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Wtf who would ask these questions and why did I end up here
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it is there lives lol
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Not the tube, the toilet paper
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you are a genius, best orgasm ever
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Then why are you here?
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As if you have never masterbaited ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You are here
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