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XD XD :-D 8-|
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Just checked the vote contest with it being the end of the month... looks like Taz's tactic has worked, he's got 30 points still behind bambi though with a world record 72!

One thing I noticed was a thread called 'What is doggy style?', and amazingly you hadn't posted on it njoy - sounded perfect for you XD
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I miss one now and again.
When I open the first topic, sometimes I forget and inadvertently close it instead of going to posts since last visit. Then when I come back to the forum there are NO posts since my last visit and I just lost maybe several pages of posts I haven't read.

So how did that two weeks of abstinence work out for you, anyway? 8)

Taz will never be able to catch Bambi.
She has the the biggest numbers for everything o.O XD ;-)

What did she say, 44DDDDDDDDDDD? :O :O :-S
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I mustn't laugh, I don't know Bambi well enough :| Yeh I know what you mean about closing it and losing the posts - annoying 8-|


Was 1 week of abstinence, stuck with the original promise :-P . Exactly 1 week to the second may I add ;-) . Week was alright really, easier than I thought, but after a whole week of build up the release was quite nice 8)
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Actually, you ought to give it a go :-) ;-)
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I don't know Bambi either. I think she's kinda shy but she likes to give me a shot now and then so I have to return the favor. I think maybe she's scared of me.

BB invited her over here but she didn't come. Maybe she's afraid to play with us. 8-|
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To be fair to bambi, she looks like she has her work cut out over on the pregnancy forums. No time for our silly ramblings ;-)
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See what I mean?
https://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/hernia-repair-and-scrotal-bruising
Bambi's always shooting at me. :'(
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hahaha, I'm sure she wasn't hungry, not sure about your reason though XD :-P
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Its quite late... about 11.50pm and I come across the thread: 'Masturbation Curving'.


I was sure it said 'Masturbation Curling' with the winter olympics being on recently its in my head. But what a sport it would be njoy ;-)
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I'm trying to get a visual on that :-S
Or maybe I don't really want one o.O
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To be fair I didn't mention whether it was women's curling or men's curling ;-)
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Ahh, it's getting clearer now. We tie their knees up against their chest and slide them down the ice on their bare a**.
Yessss, I can visualize them slowly spinning around as they slide on down.
If we s****k em first will that make the ice melt so they slide better?
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Have you been censored njoy!! :O :O

That's some imagination you've got there though :-P I'm not sure about making them slide better but I'm sure we could come up with an excuse for it :-S
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Actually I was thinking of Elf Bowling, a computer game that was popular in work places around here.

Google Elves2.exe

The players are Santa and his brother Dingle Claus the owner of Dingle's Used Ice Company.
The game is like curling with elves on the deck of an aircraft carrier. If they go off the end they land in the mouth of a shark.
When I worked at TyCom, all the girls (assemblers) had a bunch of those games on their work stations.

Elfbowl was another one.
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