Rant: My giant penis
Date: 2006-06-17, 1:18PM PDT
Where to begin? I hate my giant penis. I haven't always hated it, mind you, just for the last, oh, 17 years or so.
I loved my penis when I was 13 and had a nice 7 inch tool. I'd put it through its paces regularly and just couldn't wait to share it with some of my female classmates. At 14 I was starting to get just a little concerned as I then had a 9 inch member. It was great, but I was hoping for no further growth. No such luck. By the time I was 16 or 17, the growth finally ended. Unfortunately, not before I had reached my freakish proportions.
It's 12 inches long. It's about as big around as one of those tall cans of Coors Light (horrible beer, by the way). It doesn’t help that I’m a shower, not a grower. When flaccid it’s still 9 inches. In high school I picked up nicknames like cackyderm (creative), kickstand, and “the plunger.” I was smart, funny, athletic, and well liked, though, so the kidding was not mean spirited. I know that some awkward big dicked guys must go through much worse in high school.
Now, I’m sure some guys are thinking that this doesn’t sound like a problem and they wouldn’t mind swinging a stick like this around. Trust me, it sucks. To understand what it’s like to live with a giant penis you have to throw out everything you know about normal life. I love sports and athletic activities. Unfortunately, my penis loves this too and celebrates by flopping around like a frog on a frying pan. An extra large heavy-duty athletic supporter is an absolute must. Go without, and I could end up with a black eye. Of course, by the time I get everything stuffed into the supporter I look like I’ve crammed a grapefruit down my shorts in case I need a snack at half time. If the supporter fails, my penis will fly out of there like the spring snakes in one of those novelty cans of mixed nuts. I hope there aren’t any kids watching the game. I really enjoy swimming, but water + swim trunks = cling = gasps. My next house will have a pool and a tall fence.
How about non-athletic activities like, say, walking down the street? First off, boxers are out. No one wants to see that coming toward them. Even briefs only do a marginal job of keeping everything from swinging around. All new clothes must be tried on to see if they pass my penis visibility test (DVT). Jeans fail. Many slacks fail. Most shorts fail. Need to sit on the toilet? Hold on to snakey or he’s going swimming.
Fine, but it’s gotta rock in the sack, right? Wrong. Don’t get me wrong, it gets hard as a rock and stays that way, but finding someone able to work with it has been difficult. I’m a nice, attractive, and successful guy so I have met a lot of women who wanted to get down with me. That is, until they see my penis. My first time was when I was 18 with a friend’s older sister (23). The look on her face when she saw it erect was one of surprise, incredulity, and fear. To her credit, she was willing to give it a go, but it would only go so far. Guys, you know how great it feels to pound away “balls deep”? I don’t. I have yet to find a woman who can take it all. A lot of women have simply said, “Forget it” once they see it. Last month I met a really nice woman who followed me back to my place from a Belltown bar. We got close and it was getting hot until ol’ dicky came out. The look on her face was one of actual horror (you know, eyes bulged, hand over a gaping mouth). Without saying a word, she bolted up, grabbed her clothes, and was out the door. You’d think it had five dragon heads at the end (it doesn’t, by the way). How about a nice blowjob? Maybe if there were a bunch of female versions of Steve Tyler out there I’d actually be able to get one. That leaves few options. I’ve gotten very good at going down and handjobs are about all that works with most ladies. Given the c**p shoot of reactions from new partners, masturbation has been my best option overall.
I know things could be worse. I’m 6’2” and 220 pounds, so at least it doesn’t look like an actual third leg like it would if I were 5’1”. It’s also not bent, doesn’t just get to half mast, or have any of the other physical problems a penis can have. But it’s a damn hassle every day. I’d give my left nut to give up 4 inches and some girth.
To those guys who wish they had a massive penis instead of their average or below average one, I say enjoy what you have. Things could be worse: your wish could come true.
Think again before you wish you had a massive penis.
Have a nice day.
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Just a thought...12 inches...porno? Some girls (fetish) girls really like a big one.
This may be of little comfort, but think about this: you mayve have scared of the "tiny girls" but you've made 99% of men world wide very jealous.
ok this was my least productive post :-( apolizes.
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Hello to all,
I have the same question as "normalman" at the top of this page... I think my penis may be getting too BIG!??!...
FYI, I am currently 15 years old, (HS 10th grader), and I am quite thin, (about 150 pounds), and over 6 feet tall already... (My Mom says that I "grow like a weed"! LOL!)... I have just started working out regularly here in the gym at school and that seems to be adding some muscle where the girls seem to like it... (Ass, arms, chest, and especially my abs!... I showed a girl my abs once because she dared me to, and she all of a sudden got very shy and just smiled at me... I guess that's a good thing, even tho' she wouldn't talk after that...?)... Anyway, I entered puberty a little bit earlier than most of my friends at about age 11... I don't think that I am completely done growing yet either because I still don't have any hair on my chest or abs, and only recently has my voice began to change, (deepen)... And I just last year started to have to wear deodorant...
But anyway, on to my issue; I have taken a ruler and measured my penis a few times already, (from the top of the base at the pubic bone to the tip, as recommended), and I am just over 12 inches long when erect and about 9 inches long when limp... My shaft is just over 3 inches wide when erect, (a little more than 9 inches around... I have come to understand that this is what they refer to as "girth"?), and I'm just under 3 inches in diameter when limp, and my d**k head is a little bit wider than that at all times... I grew quite big quite fast since entering puberty because this never used to be an issue when I was in elementary school... At least I never noticed it as one anyway... I guess I may have been bigger than most other kids throughout my childhood, but IDK, I never saw any other guys' penis until in my HS gym locker room, so I really have no idea...
Anyway, does anyone think that I am growing TOO big for my age?... I have noticed that I am now larger than most everyone else in the locker room at school, and most of the guys tend to stare at me and just giggle or even talk under their breath when they see me... It's VERY uncomfortable and embarrassing for me!!...
I also have trouble finding clothes, (pants), that are "loose" enough so as to not show my "package" too much when I am in school or out in public... (I don't like wearing underwear either... Too restrictive!... I've tried a few different styles including boxers, but they are just too uncomfortable for me to wear!)... Thankfully tho', I can usually manage to hide my junk fairly well for the most part by wearing long shirts and such, but since my limp d**k never seems to get much smaller than 9 inches long and 2.5 inches diameter, and my balls are also very large, (except for their pinkish color, sometimes they even look like 2 avocados hanging there to me!), needless to say, it is VERY difficult to conceal my stuff at ALL times!... (Especially when I get those stupid "random, seemingly uncontrollable erections" which happen WAY too often for comfort! lol!... No shirt I have can totally hide those, unfortunately!)...
On the same note of my problem in the locker room at school, I have also noticed that even in the hallways and stuff a lot of kids tend to stare at me, (especially the girls), and either try to hide their laughs or else again talk under their breaths when I'm around... This is VERY annoying to me, but I guess there's not much I can do about it except just "grin and bear it" as they say!...
Anyway, B4 I ramble on too much more here, can anyone please tell me if I am 4 sure growing too big already, or am I fine for my age and I just shouldn't worry about it?... Also please tell me if U think that I should go to the doctor and maybe get something to prevent me from growing any bigger in the next few years?... Because I really don't think that I NEED to get any bigger!...
BTW, I am still a complete virgin too, (never even touched or kissed a girl B4!... I know, laughable at my age!), because I am worried that if I ever do get laid that the girl will just laugh at me as soon as I get undressed in front of her!... So, I just masturbate pretty much every day to every few days... (I have to use both hands at the same time and use LOTS of lube to fully satisfy myself... It's a good thing my hands are also really large!)... Although I hate that it takes me usually about a half an hour to cum now on average, (sometimes as long as an hour or more depending on how turned on I am), because when I first entered puberty I could usually cum within just a few minutes, so I wish I could still do that because I don't have time for my homework sometimes because it now takes me so damn long to actually ejaculate!... I think I have a few smaller "orgasms" before the actual ejaculation, but they don't bring anything but lots of "pre-cum"...
When I finally DO cum I usually have really big loads of cum that normally shoot out anywhere from 4 to 6 feet, (average ~5 feet), (sometimes more like ~8 feet, sometimes a little less, like ~3 feet), with each of usually about 10 to 12 squirts with every ejaculation... I don't know if that's "normal" either, but it sure feels awesome every time I jerk myself off, so I'll probably keep doing it regularly, regardless of what anyone says!!...
I think I'm pretty much normal for my age in all aspects including hardness, (like a ROCK!!), "erection angle" of about 45 degrees UP past straight out when fully hard with a very slight curve upwards towards the end of my penis, and I'm usually able to get another erection within just about 5 minutes or so of my last ejaculation, (even though the 2nd time I cum it isn't quite as many spurts of cum as the 1st... Maybe only about 6-8 spurts or so instead of the usual 10-12... This also varies even more if I am tired or stressed about a test or something, but still OK, I think because it is always back to the average 10-12 spurts after a day or 2 of rest)...
OKAY, so please, Please, PLEASE inform me if I am going to be OK with all of this when I fully mature... I need some advice and REAL assurance that I'm going to be OK for real, actual SEX later in life IF I ever get to have a chance at it with a real girl instead of just my hands!... (lol!)... But really tho', I don't think that my insecurities about SEX with a real girl are very funny!... Please help if you know about what I'm talking about here!... I definitely don't want to be alone my whole life, because I am a really good-hearted and funny guy who people really like once they get to know my sweet personality!... Anyway, I will shut up now because I'm getting off of the subject here slightly, so please advise if U can!...
Oh, and one last thing I almost forgot to mention is that I am fully circumcised from what I have come to see and read about, if that matters at all to how big UR supposed to get during puberty... Sorry for such a long "essay" here, but I figured the more info I put here, the more accurate any answers will be!? (Hopefully!)... ANY info as to where I stand would be GREATLY appreciated!...
THX!
Worried.
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I too know the anguish of having a very large penis, Both when flaccid and erect. Limp my penis hangs around 8 1/2" to 9" soft. Erect my penis is a very rigid 12 1/4" long and I am thicker than a beer can. I started having lots of attention when I was still very young because of it. At age 12 I lost my virginity to a older college going gal that lived next door, All because of my large soft penis in my speedo and she accused me of having a "hard on". I am both a "shower and a grower". My current girlfreind says she can always see my penis's outline in amy pants I wear. I was an early bloomer and had alot of hair on my balls at age 11.
I am 6'1" tall and slender at 190 lbs , So I am not a large guy on my other body parts. Most boys barely have peach fuzz around the base of their cocks at this age.
To my first partner she had me show her. I had to show it to her to prove I was not erect.
She took her bikini off and I took of my speedo and Well, That started if for me and even she told me that she could not take it all, But she came close many times. She was a wild f****r to say the least..
At age 16 I measured my own erect penis and was 11 3/4" long.
Also at age 16 ,My own mom caught me masturbating and measuring it and was the first to tell me what "Well Hung" meant. She confided to me that my penis is over 4" inches longer than my own dad's is !!!!
At age 19 it had stopped growing in length and thickness at 12 1/4" long. Pictures of me have been posted online of myself both soft and erect for the non believers... It was a turn on for many women in my life that I have a big penis when I was younger, But I honestly wished I was only say, ... around my soft length when actually erect. so around 8 to 9 inches I think would be perfect. I can attest that i have met some nice women that can take all of my penis in their vagina and loved it, But most can NOT. I do know a few size queens and looking at these women you would never guess they could ever take it all, but do quite easily... But these have not been women i have wanted to say.., Marry. I understand your frustration and can add mine to it. I have watched my women hold their hands on it to keep from going to deep, And have tried some sex toys that help so I dont go so deep. All the women I have met and had sex with love my girth, But I have only met two women in my life that can actually suck my penis all the way to my balls and one of them I married and was married to for 10 yrs before a divorce. ( she caught me f*****g another woman that found out I have a big penis while out of town) We are back to being friends again now and still have had sex too, Now she says that my big penis spoils her and she does not like small or average sized cocks anymore. She got remarried and it only lasted 5 years and she told me it was because his 6 incher was not dong it for her any more. Dont get me wrong, There are times i like having my big penis. I like the looks I get sometimes, Even my own mom and later my step mom took an interest in the size of my penis and the stories I could tell you! I have met many women that can take it "most of the way", but I am told it does take some getting used too, When they are used to average. I have modeled nude and posed nude and done some private porn acts, but resisted the temptation of doing commercial porn for the industry on advise from my step mom. ( she posed for penthouse magazine) and knew of the perils . Now my own son, whom is 21 now is like I am and even his mom ( my ex) told me she caught him years ago and she said that he is just as big as me. Many of the women he has seen don't stick around for long and he has confided that they are scared of his big penis and so we have shared some conversation about the things that work and don't work when you are hung like we are..
Grant Eaton
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Damn never had ome that big!. I would love to wrap both pair of these lips around that pole.
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OK, I am back... I say we should ALL just get used to how big we are and learn to love it, because I used to worry about my size being "too big" also, but I have within the past year become MUCH more comfortable with myself, so I think that's what really matters, (no matter what size you happen to be!), because girls always like confident guys no matter what else he's packing, and for all the girls out there who may be "scared" of guys with a 12" di*k, I'm sure there are plenty of them who will absolutely LOVE it, so I've come to terms with mine and all of the other "problems" it presents, so you guys, (normalman and HorseHungTwelve) should too!... And anyone else who's "larger than average", for that matter!...
BTW, I don't even worry about it showing through my pants or swim trunks anymore because that's just the way it is, and anyone who can't handle the truth can step back, but I also get lots more smiles and lusty looks from girls than looks of "fear" or "shock" anyway so it's all good!... Besides, most of the ones that give you a shocked look are probably secretly thinking something like; "Damn! NICE!", or "I'd get with that ANY day!", so quit complaining and learn to love having a large one and take the good with the "bad" in a stride!
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Hi Bob,
Looks like someone is just a little jealous! (LOL!)... But anyway, quit hatin' on us!... I understand what you're saying, and there ARE girls who can't handle a guy with a 12 incher, but there are many more who CAN and really love it I'm sure!... And even though if you've read any of my other posts you know that I'm still a virgin, when I finally DO have sex with the right girl for me she will be happy with my size!... I DO agree with you however that everyone needs to quit "complaining" about having a large penis and just enjoy the good parts that come with it!... I finally have!... When I become a HS Senior next year I already have lots of options for a potential GF, so I'm not "worried" anymore!... But just 'cuz YOU might not quite have a 12" di*k doesn't mean that there aren't guys out there who DO!... I KNOW, because I am one of the (admittedly) few... I have just finally learned to come to terms with what I have and who I am, and since I am a very good hearted person on the inside I know that some girl soon enough will get to know me and become my GF... And she will love ALL of me, including my physical proportions!... And no matter what size YOU may be, "Bob", if you have confidence and comfort with yourself then you'll get plenty of women to love you too, so don't be concerned about it!
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Trust me: I wish to God I had your problem! You can feel like a real man. The important issue is that you enjoy having sex. I am doing my best to get close to your size, but I my prayers has fallen on deaf ears. You should be very proud of your penis. Men are doing their best to be blessed like you, including me. It's hard to wear penis extender and work hard on the exercies each day. I am sorry you feel this way, but yourself in other men position who's penis is too small, you'll wish to have the size you have.
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Well if you like to see pic's of me they are easy to find on the internet. and I can send you close ups including a tape measure held against it....
Yes It is really me and I do wish that I had a smaller penis size.
My ex loved it, so embarrasingly so did my step mom.(ex)
I have met plenty of women that like my big penis toom But I seldom get to ass f**k a woman because I get too thick.
The length I can deal with easier...
The girth is a shock for most I meet.and they get sore, Even with lots of lube, etc.
I have met some seriously hot women that love to f**k my penis But most can't take it like I want to give it to them.
I have a desire to meet a woman than can take it hard and rough like they do smaller penis'd guys.
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actually you are so amazing but the problem is when it comes to sex i don't know if how the girls handle it because they will feel pain.
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I would not worry too much. There's nothing you can do about it anyway so why worry yourself. As you get older you'll meet all kinds of people who will like you for yourself. The years below grade 12 are the most horrible of your life so don't use that as a guide to measure ( joke) yourself. I also would not go by what the first poster says. Unless you're some kind of super athlete and need special underwear I don't think it would be a problem. Myself...I'm a gay man and in the gay world there has never been a gay man that has too large a penis. Despite what the 1st responder says - do not enter a career in porn. I think that goes without saying. But very hung men seem to be always popular in the gay life. Don't know about holding it while on the toilet or it will get wet - that sounds odd and could be annoying. Well anyway...if it seems to constantly be getting larger and longer as you mature, there's really nothing you can do about it so if you're asking if it's normal - yes it's normal...a normal part of maturing and that's how your body is maturing. I think a large part of your problem in cumming is the worry and stress you put on yourself. The more calm and relaxed you are the easier it will be for you to cum. And young guys always seem to be under a time pressure - you don't need to instantly cum within 5 minutes. The slower and more sensual you make it, the better it will feel and you'll cum just fine. You'll find any number of girls who wouldn't mind giving you a shot. And if you're gay - you will have no trouble with ANYONE. Just do exactly the opposite of what you've been doing to hide it and you'll have every gay man all over you. Myself...I wouldn't mind a young, polite, hung man to pass the time with.
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