i know this is a non serious post. but i have hemmies. and it sucks. but i also need to take a relax and even find a reason to laugh, even at myself. and so, i've conjured up a crazy scenario...
since you're here reading up on this subject matter, i imagine you have recently been dealing with some hemmies issues, like myself. so, take that current situation of yours, and now imagine that you are in the middle of a zombie apocolypse. zombies everywhere, and they love Blood. your town is deserted, no store is open. just about everything in the stores have been ransacked anyway. you really don't have much, except 4 chicken mcnuggets, and a bottle of evian water. obviously the survival part is a priority, but now considering your hemmies situation, how would you remedy your pain in the arse? with no house, no bathroom, no running water, no refridgerator, no clean hands, no clean underwear, its 100 degrees, with 90 percent humidity. and you are sunburn.
how would you save your bung?
Well, the guy from Zombieland had IBS... And he survived.
But, hemmies during zombie apocalypse? Ugh. Your butt would be real traitor. But, you would be also pissed off more, so you would kill more zombies.