25 Signs You've Grown Up
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time T-a-c-o Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time T-a-c-o Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you
you are yelling at kids in the neighborhood for doing the same stuff you used to do
you said you would not become your parents but are
you said you would not become your parents but are
Tace Bell used to close at 2AM, now I can't even drive by one without feeling sick.
oh man, we were doing this last weekend. New people were moving in next door on Friday night and we were at home with my brother and SIL that were in town watching TV. It was 10:00 and a bunch of boys (I guess with people helping the new people move in) we playing/bouncing a basketball and it was driving me crazy and I just kept saying "They better quit that before I go to bed soon..." since I guess I'm 70 and have to get in bed before 11:00 on Friday night. Luckily they stopped and I didn't have to go introduce myself and bust some skulls on their first night in the new house.
I found one that didn't apply to me!!
and the rest did!!!
I found one that didn't apply to me!!
BIG FAT 1!!!
P.S. Is it just stoopid me, or do the Jazzing Superheros make anyone else giggle?
BIG FAT 1!!!
P.S. Is it just stoopid me, or do the Jazzing Superheros make anyone else giggle?
Haven't the slightest idea when "Bartime" is. Haven't for years!
Oh Yeah? :naughty:
I'm only 88% grown up; numbers 2, 9 and 23 do not apply to me.
Oh Yeah? :naughty:
I got that. I concur.
I got that. I concur.
you cant wait for the latest thomas or bob the builder to come out
or one of their movies....
bob the builder can we fix it
bob the builder yes we can
scoop, muck and dizzy join the crew
lofty and rollie
....
working together to get the job done
bob......can we fix it [all together now] can we build it...
come on get those hands together
or one of their movies....
bob the builder can we fix it
bob the builder yes we can
scoop, muck and dizzy join the crew
lofty and rollie
....
working together to get the job done
bob......can we fix it [all together now] can we build it...
come on get those hands together
You just don't 'get' the latest music, fashion, etc.
Oh, and the dancing superheroes rock!
Oh, and the dancing superheroes rock!
At PT tonight, the intern called me Mr. Oaster, ugh.