I alos have the same problem not all the time though but as others say under 10times a year if less but when it happens it gives me a constand sensation to urinate and only happens after masturbation after drinking alcohol. I also find my penis stays semi-erect for the hour or two that i have the problem. Ive tried parking my arse on the toilette for hours but that doesnt work... infact giving into the urine urge just prolongs it. If anyone else suffers the same have they found anything to cure it? >:(
It happens to me if I pee right before or right after after sex or masturbation.....I don't know why...But now I'm forcing myself to have at least a 10 minute window between sexual activities and the bathroom..so far it's working, no burning in a year, and I used to get the burning feel like like twice a month.
That's my cure.
I guess the theory of "semen and urine mix" is correct.
Try it..it works.
That's my cure.
I guess the theory of "semen and urine mix" is correct.
Try it..it works.
drink alot of water it really works!
Soap will definitely cause burning and even wierd swelling if you masturbate with it too much. It will enter through the tip of the urethra & irritate your penis tissues. A doctor pointed that out to me when I had discovered masturbation (around 12 years old) and was going crazy with soap in the shower. As soon as I stopped, the symptoms stopped. That said, overdoing it with normal masturbation will also cause that burning for a day or 2 thereafter, depending on how many times you masturbated in a given time-frame. All you can do see a doctor (just in case) or slow down
I have been having the same problem and it hurts like really bad and in 45 minutes it is gone. but then the next time i masturbate it happens over again.
Hey,
I too suffer from this occasionaly. As some of the lads above have said it started out a lot less frequent than it is now. I'm 24 now and I've had it since I started drinking and masturbating =P It only happens when I drink and masturbate and never after sex thank god. I masturbate quite a bit and used to drink a lot and it was still less frequent then than now.
It starts as a need to urinate which gets stronger until it's at the point that it feels like it will hurt more not to urinate than to urinate. Once I urinate it burns like hell during and afterwards. It only seems to dissappear after I sit on the toilet for a long time squeezing out every last drop I can. Each time I urinate a little it seems like it helps a bit but gets worse again until the next time. Eventually it gets to the stage where it feels like it won't come back. Lately it's been lasting longer than before though which I'm not very happy about.
I've had multiple STD tests in multiple places,;a hospital, a specialist and countless GP's (you can never be safe enough) and all have been negative bar one which was a simple UTI.
I asked one of the doctors a long time ago and he told me it was because of the alcohol, that some people just have a reaction to it which you usually wouldn't notice and the masturbation aggrevates it. Seeing as I haven't showed up on any tests I'm willing to believe him. I've also been to my fair share of different GP's for various things, I lived in a few different places, and he's by far one of the best I've been to and always has it spot on first time.
If anyone does find something which helps i'd love to hear it =)
Just out of curiosity, anyone who does experience it, how much do you drink and how much do you masturbate? I've searched the internet and this is the most coherent conversation I've seen about it so far (yahoo answers is ridiculous, the poor guy in one question...) so I'm gonna give some details about myself and maybe we can find something in common.
I used to drink alcohol about 4-6 times per week and usually 4 cans at the least, average of 6-8 cans/pints with a mix of other stuff too on weekends. I've reduced my drinking to one night per week maximum, sometimes going two weeks without a drink but this has only been for the past 8 weeks. I drank once last week and masturbated and had this sensation pretty bad so I think the abstinence followed by drinking again didn't have a very good effect.
I smoke pot very frequently and smoke 20 cigarettes a day (I know!). I used to masturbate about once every two days but now it's about once a week.
I'm in a stable relationship for two years now and have sex frequently without experiencing this - every other day at least. I've only experienced it after sex once quite some time ago also - also after drinking. My diet used to be very bad with fried food and meat making up the most part. I now eat salads every other day, fruit and veg with most meals, brown bread chicken sandwhiches for lunch and a healthy breakfast. I don't eat much junk food, possibly one packet of crisps (chips?) per day at most.
One thing I could put down to the episodes getting more frequent is that I drink a freshly squeezed orange juice every day for lunch (about 12 medium oranges) so maybe the acidity isn't helping. I don't excercise at all and don't put me tackle anywhere I shouldn't.
I'm sure someone somewhere has the complete answer ;-)
I too suffer from this occasionaly. As some of the lads above have said it started out a lot less frequent than it is now. I'm 24 now and I've had it since I started drinking and masturbating =P It only happens when I drink and masturbate and never after sex thank god. I masturbate quite a bit and used to drink a lot and it was still less frequent then than now.
It starts as a need to urinate which gets stronger until it's at the point that it feels like it will hurt more not to urinate than to urinate. Once I urinate it burns like hell during and afterwards. It only seems to dissappear after I sit on the toilet for a long time squeezing out every last drop I can. Each time I urinate a little it seems like it helps a bit but gets worse again until the next time. Eventually it gets to the stage where it feels like it won't come back. Lately it's been lasting longer than before though which I'm not very happy about.
I've had multiple STD tests in multiple places,;a hospital, a specialist and countless GP's (you can never be safe enough) and all have been negative bar one which was a simple UTI.
I asked one of the doctors a long time ago and he told me it was because of the alcohol, that some people just have a reaction to it which you usually wouldn't notice and the masturbation aggrevates it. Seeing as I haven't showed up on any tests I'm willing to believe him. I've also been to my fair share of different GP's for various things, I lived in a few different places, and he's by far one of the best I've been to and always has it spot on first time.
If anyone does find something which helps i'd love to hear it =)
Just out of curiosity, anyone who does experience it, how much do you drink and how much do you masturbate? I've searched the internet and this is the most coherent conversation I've seen about it so far (yahoo answers is ridiculous, the poor guy in one question...) so I'm gonna give some details about myself and maybe we can find something in common.
I used to drink alcohol about 4-6 times per week and usually 4 cans at the least, average of 6-8 cans/pints with a mix of other stuff too on weekends. I've reduced my drinking to one night per week maximum, sometimes going two weeks without a drink but this has only been for the past 8 weeks. I drank once last week and masturbated and had this sensation pretty bad so I think the abstinence followed by drinking again didn't have a very good effect.
I smoke pot very frequently and smoke 20 cigarettes a day (I know!). I used to masturbate about once every two days but now it's about once a week.
I'm in a stable relationship for two years now and have sex frequently without experiencing this - every other day at least. I've only experienced it after sex once quite some time ago also - also after drinking. My diet used to be very bad with fried food and meat making up the most part. I now eat salads every other day, fruit and veg with most meals, brown bread chicken sandwhiches for lunch and a healthy breakfast. I don't eat much junk food, possibly one packet of crisps (chips?) per day at most.
One thing I could put down to the episodes getting more frequent is that I drink a freshly squeezed orange juice every day for lunch (about 12 medium oranges) so maybe the acidity isn't helping. I don't excercise at all and don't put me tackle anywhere I shouldn't.
I'm sure someone somewhere has the complete answer ;-)
I don't drink at all and I get this.(18 M/VIRGIN)
I have to go with the laying down theory and thus leaving behind a small amount of semen, and then the urine and semen creating irritation.
So alcohol would make you urinate more, so that's all the relativity I can cook up from that.
This is the worst sensation in the world. And not to mention, it also wakes you up if you had just fallen asleep.
I have to go with the laying down theory and thus leaving behind a small amount of semen, and then the urine and semen creating irritation.
So alcohol would make you urinate more, so that's all the relativity I can cook up from that.
This is the worst sensation in the world. And not to mention, it also wakes you up if you had just fallen asleep.
This just gets really annoying.
I'm only 15 and I don't masturbate all that much but this happens if I piss within like 10 minutes either before or after masturbating. I don't need alcohol for this to happen. I don't know what it is but I am sure it is something with the reaction between urine and semen.
The only solution that works for me is to first let some of the piss out. Obviously it hurts like hell but let all you can out before the pain becomes unbearable. Then I find something really, really distracting. Usually I find a video game that I can get into, so I begin not to even think about the urge to go to the bathroom (usually I play some simple puzzle game that requires a lot of attention like Tetris or Breakout). After like 10 minutes passes, I go to the bathroom and let some more out. However, it still does burn down there so I go back to the video game and wait another like 10 minutes. After going to the bathroom this time, the pain is almost completely gone.
If there's a better way, it would be awesome to know what it is.
I'm only 15 and I don't masturbate all that much but this happens if I piss within like 10 minutes either before or after masturbating. I don't need alcohol for this to happen. I don't know what it is but I am sure it is something with the reaction between urine and semen.
The only solution that works for me is to first let some of the piss out. Obviously it hurts like hell but let all you can out before the pain becomes unbearable. Then I find something really, really distracting. Usually I find a video game that I can get into, so I begin not to even think about the urge to go to the bathroom (usually I play some simple puzzle game that requires a lot of attention like Tetris or Breakout). After like 10 minutes passes, I go to the bathroom and let some more out. However, it still does burn down there so I go back to the video game and wait another like 10 minutes. After going to the bathroom this time, the pain is almost completely gone.
If there's a better way, it would be awesome to know what it is.
I don't know that it's necessarily a case of chlamydia.
I want to be up front and let you know that I am neither a biologist nor a doctor, but I have some experience in both fields and have also done my share of research.
Your genitourinary system can host a number of pathogens called mycoplasma and ureaplasma that are similar in many respects to chlamydia (particularly in their cellular structure) but are not themselves STDs. The science on these pathogens is still relatively new, and not much is known about them. However, according to the prevailing literature, they are suspected to be the cause of upwards of 20% of unspecified UTI's. More importantly, for our purposes, they have also been observed in some cases to be highly susceptible to pH levels.
Semen has a very high pH, usually around 8.0, whereas alcohol has a very low pH, usually 3. It is possible that the low pH running through your urinary tract after drinking alcohol (or orange juice, or other low pH drinks) may activate the pathogens. When the semen then follows, thereby reversing the effect of the alcohol, it may trigger the irritation you're complaining about.
Think of it like this: you feed a child a boat-load of sugar, riling him up, and then immediately try and put the child to bed. The problem is not that you're feeding the child sugar, per se, or putting him to bed, but that you're doing these things simultaneously. The analogy is far from perfect, but hopefully it conveys the idea that concurrent introduction of volatile elements into a given system (even if those elements are opposite) will not always be counter-active.
So why does drinking water seem to be the antidote? Among other things, water is the ultimate pH stabilizer. With a pH of 7, water is the closest thing we have to a neutral compound. It neither enhances the acidity of the urine nor does it exacerbate the alkalinity of the semen. Flush enough water through your UT and the pH will soon be restored.
As for why these symptons do not occur after sex (which seems to be the case with a few of the posters) may have something to do with the makeup of the cervical mucous of your partner. The pH levels of cervical mucous range from low (3.0) to more alkaline (5.5), which unfortunately does not tell us much. But my guess is that something in the cervical mucous calms these pathogens.
Finally, how the hell does any of this info help? Well, one thing you can do is drink alcohol that is less acidic. Bourbon is a good start, as are most very high proof drinks (e.g. rum, tequila, vodka, scotch, etc.). Don't be shy about diluting those drinks with a splash of water, as opposed to an additionally acidic cocktail mix like orange juice or coke. Believe me, the intoxicating effects will be just as strong. Of course, drinking lots of water throughout the day is also a good thing for a whole host of reasons. I would also advise going to your local vitamin/homeopathic/health store and searching the aisles for a supplement that specifically balances pH. At the end of the day, that's what it's all about, getting the pH in your UT as close to 7 as possible.
I'd really appreciate any doctors or microbiologists with a better understanding of myco and ureaplasmas to comment on this.
I want to be up front and let you know that I am neither a biologist nor a doctor, but I have some experience in both fields and have also done my share of research.
Your genitourinary system can host a number of pathogens called mycoplasma and ureaplasma that are similar in many respects to chlamydia (particularly in their cellular structure) but are not themselves STDs. The science on these pathogens is still relatively new, and not much is known about them. However, according to the prevailing literature, they are suspected to be the cause of upwards of 20% of unspecified UTI's. More importantly, for our purposes, they have also been observed in some cases to be highly susceptible to pH levels.
Semen has a very high pH, usually around 8.0, whereas alcohol has a very low pH, usually 3. It is possible that the low pH running through your urinary tract after drinking alcohol (or orange juice, or other low pH drinks) may activate the pathogens. When the semen then follows, thereby reversing the effect of the alcohol, it may trigger the irritation you're complaining about.
Think of it like this: you feed a child a boat-load of sugar, riling him up, and then immediately try and put the child to bed. The problem is not that you're feeding the child sugar, per se, or putting him to bed, but that you're doing these things simultaneously. The analogy is far from perfect, but hopefully it conveys the idea that concurrent introduction of volatile elements into a given system (even if those elements are opposite) will not always be counter-active.
So why does drinking water seem to be the antidote? Among other things, water is the ultimate pH stabilizer. With a pH of 7, water is the closest thing we have to a neutral compound. It neither enhances the acidity of the urine nor does it exacerbate the alkalinity of the semen. Flush enough water through your UT and the pH will soon be restored.
As for why these symptons do not occur after sex (which seems to be the case with a few of the posters) may have something to do with the makeup of the cervical mucous of your partner. The pH levels of cervical mucous range from low (3.0) to more alkaline (5.5), which unfortunately does not tell us much. But my guess is that something in the cervical mucous calms these pathogens.
Finally, how the hell does any of this info help? Well, one thing you can do is drink alcohol that is less acidic. Bourbon is a good start, as are most very high proof drinks (e.g. rum, tequila, vodka, scotch, etc.). Don't be shy about diluting those drinks with a splash of water, as opposed to an additionally acidic cocktail mix like orange juice or coke. Believe me, the intoxicating effects will be just as strong. Of course, drinking lots of water throughout the day is also a good thing for a whole host of reasons. I would also advise going to your local vitamin/homeopathic/health store and searching the aisles for a supplement that specifically balances pH. At the end of the day, that's what it's all about, getting the pH in your UT as close to 7 as possible.
I'd really appreciate any doctors or microbiologists with a better understanding of myco and ureaplasmas to comment on this.
I too had burning in my rectum as well as inside my penis. I sit on the toilet and little bits of urine come out at a time. When i get up to walk away, the painful burning comes back. This was all within an hour after masturbation.
This is retrograde ejaculation. I've had it for thirty years, doctors were confused.
We all have a minor "valve" issue such that semen occasionally is ejaculated backward, into the bladder, where it causes severe irritation of the bladder lining.
It goes away after peeing many times because by peeing, you eventually evacuate all of the semen.
It is much more likely on your back due to the valve being a bit faulty plus gravity causing greater pressure -- you ejaculate and it hits a bit of an obstacle (valve tissue not quite normal) and sort of richochets back into the bladder.
It is much more likely when having drank due to the muscle relaxation effects of alcohol -- weaker muscular contraction, doesn't overcome the valve issue as easily as it would otherwise.
If you don't flush when doing all that peeing, look in the toilet after you sense it's all better (gross, but it's better than it being a mystery!) and you absolutely will see semen -- discolored from being in your bladder -- mixed in with the urine.
Nice to know others deal with this problem. Probably could be surgically improved, but as it's intermittent and mainly alcohol related, I never pursued further options.
Hope this helped.
We all have a minor "valve" issue such that semen occasionally is ejaculated backward, into the bladder, where it causes severe irritation of the bladder lining.
It goes away after peeing many times because by peeing, you eventually evacuate all of the semen.
It is much more likely on your back due to the valve being a bit faulty plus gravity causing greater pressure -- you ejaculate and it hits a bit of an obstacle (valve tissue not quite normal) and sort of richochets back into the bladder.
It is much more likely when having drank due to the muscle relaxation effects of alcohol -- weaker muscular contraction, doesn't overcome the valve issue as easily as it would otherwise.
If you don't flush when doing all that peeing, look in the toilet after you sense it's all better (gross, but it's better than it being a mystery!) and you absolutely will see semen -- discolored from being in your bladder -- mixed in with the urine.
Nice to know others deal with this problem. Probably could be surgically improved, but as it's intermittent and mainly alcohol related, I never pursued further options.
Hope this helped.
ya it is only temporary pain but pouring cold water over the part helps to reduce the pain..................
Relax boys,
You don't have a disease... A natural reaction the penis has when you have to urinate is to tighten up. We certainly don't want to piss our pants every time the urge comes about. I'm not a doctor but come on...
So after you drink alcohol you've gotta take a piss...often. So your stuff is tightened up. When you take a piss it takes a few seconds but your tissues relax a bit and you drain the lizard. It feels good.
Now when you have sex or masturbate you pecker isn't ready and you shoot an extra wide load through... Well that could be a problem. You're tearing a few seams there. It's not as bad as ripping a pair of pants. It'll fix itself.
Remember Jack Nicholson when he gets doused with the acid. He turns into the Joker. Well, urine is acidic. It's gonna burn the next few times. And it's going to make you feel like you've gotta piss every time you finish. And it burns. It sucks but hey, you just ripped your hose.
Cures? Wait it out...it'll cure itself in a bit. Preventions? Don't jerk it or have sex when you're drunk... but what's the fun in that?
Long term effects? I don't know. Like I said, I'm not a doctor. But it's been going on for every man since the dawn of man/alcohol.
If you've got burning in your rectum...well, I can't help you there. You've got some other issues to deal with...
Take er easy.
You don't have a disease... A natural reaction the penis has when you have to urinate is to tighten up. We certainly don't want to piss our pants every time the urge comes about. I'm not a doctor but come on...
So after you drink alcohol you've gotta take a piss...often. So your stuff is tightened up. When you take a piss it takes a few seconds but your tissues relax a bit and you drain the lizard. It feels good.
Now when you have sex or masturbate you pecker isn't ready and you shoot an extra wide load through... Well that could be a problem. You're tearing a few seams there. It's not as bad as ripping a pair of pants. It'll fix itself.
Remember Jack Nicholson when he gets doused with the acid. He turns into the Joker. Well, urine is acidic. It's gonna burn the next few times. And it's going to make you feel like you've gotta piss every time you finish. And it burns. It sucks but hey, you just ripped your hose.
Cures? Wait it out...it'll cure itself in a bit. Preventions? Don't jerk it or have sex when you're drunk... but what's the fun in that?
Long term effects? I don't know. Like I said, I'm not a doctor. But it's been going on for every man since the dawn of man/alcohol.
If you've got burning in your rectum...well, I can't help you there. You've got some other issues to deal with...
Take er easy.
right after i had sex with my boyfriend and went pee i felt burning and irritation. i wen to the doctor and they did a test for chlamydia and ghonnorea and the results said i had chlamydia, so does this mean i just got clamydia right than and there because i had sex with my b.f about 2 weeks before that and no signs whatsoever than. im just trying to figure out if he's cheated on me within that time frame and got chlamydia from someone else. because i didnt feel it than and now i do right after i had sex.
I have experienced occasional burning in urinary tract since the age of 14. I am 32 now.
I have seen that if I pee a little before masturbating, then the chances of getting the burning sensation is high. If I wait, like an hour or so, then the chances are less. I have also noticed that I do not get it if the masturbation took place in bathroom. When I jerk off on bed, with cream or lube or anything else, chances of getting the burning sensation high.
I once complained to a doc at the age of 16, and he could not help and ever since have not gone to a doc on this as it occurs a few times a year. But it is a bad feeling.
I have also noticed, that if I turn around or move extensively, having jerked on bed, then the burning sensation might emerge. So, often, I just go to sleep after jerking off on bed in the same position, without even changing side!!
It does not seem like UTI. I think acid/alkaline is a good explanation. Drinking water seems to be the solution.
I have seen that if I pee a little before masturbating, then the chances of getting the burning sensation is high. If I wait, like an hour or so, then the chances are less. I have also noticed that I do not get it if the masturbation took place in bathroom. When I jerk off on bed, with cream or lube or anything else, chances of getting the burning sensation high.
I once complained to a doc at the age of 16, and he could not help and ever since have not gone to a doc on this as it occurs a few times a year. But it is a bad feeling.
I have also noticed, that if I turn around or move extensively, having jerked on bed, then the burning sensation might emerge. So, often, I just go to sleep after jerking off on bed in the same position, without even changing side!!
It does not seem like UTI. I think acid/alkaline is a good explanation. Drinking water seems to be the solution.