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coachmarkos

I'm a great dancer. Watch this.
my next post was gonna be : Watch this! (thief!)
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genie

"... 'til death do us part" Seemed perfectly reasonable at the time.
That can still be arranged.....I'm Italian, I got cousins ;)
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omega lambda

I'm not sure how you spell it, but about 5 or 6 years ago someone told me the hot investment tip was communications. I said, "Ppssshhaaawwww!"
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Guest

i know how you feel... 8)

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gretriever

I won't drive the car into the lake, I swear!

Will you marry me?

I've got more than enough to buy another round.

(one of the above was made up)
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Guest

I haven't had that much to drink--I'll be fine. Stupid A$$ Wolf

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Cappy

Wanna bet?
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runaroundsue

speaking to someone I used to run against at a race recently while dealing with menstrual cramping issues "well, at least I'm not pregnant, that'd be awful at my age". (she's a few years older than me and wasn't running because she'd just had a baby).....oops
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subscribed mark

Nothing wrong with that, everyone has their own opinions and she needs to understand that you are entitled to yours if she doesn't already. One thing I've learned from getting older is that most people feel offended because of their own interpretation about what someone else meant and thinking that someone else meant to hurt them when it wasn't that way at all. Sure there are some people who do want to say hurtful things but I haven't known many. I have known a lot of people who THINK others like to say to say things to hurt them. Then there are us grumpy old men who call each other all the nasty things we can think of just for fun. This morning I was in the coffee shop when I heard the waitress trying to describe someone to the woman sitting a couple stools from me. "You know, that grumpy old man who was sitting next to you yesterday" I looked at her and started laughing because that described about half the guys who come in. Like saying "that guy with the gray hair ---- and a beard".
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Guest

Stupid statment #1.

Me: Flight Enigneer to Pilot..engines at 100%...EGT normal, no vibrations..we're turnin and burnin Sir...no Red X's and clear for takeoff....

Pilot: Everything is green?

Me: Yup!

Pilot: Going to full military power...

30 seconds later...pancake into the runway at Fort Hood Army Airfield....

Stupid Statement #2.

Air Crash Rescue dude (in silver suit): Drop those fire bottles and get the he11 outa here...this thing's gona blow...

Me: I gota save this ship, I signed for it.....

Air Crash Resuce dude: Your sitting on 4000 gallons of JP-4 Jet Fuel and your ship is on fire...you do the math!!

Me: I'm not leaving...I'll have to pay for this thing...

Air Crash Resuce dude: OK..get out NOW or I'm gona kick your azz!!!

Me: Nope!!!

At this point the guy picks me up and carries me outa the burining CH-47 and deposits me outside next to the truck. I cannot post the words he used in the ensuing conversation......:umno:

BTW...the engine had sucked up a piece of forign debris and it had exploded the port engine...

How often do you make two stoopid comments in one day...and end up with a safety award for trying to save government property?

:P

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