You have a tiny penis
same method as above but, use a plastic bag with lubrication and no condom
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Works!!
Great way to have fake sex
Great way to have fake sex
hey dude, I have a very easy and effective way for you. take a plastic bag, put your penis inside on of one of the corners and let it stick to your penis. the harder it sticks, the better. then pull the bag towards the end of your penis and let it stick to the rest of your penis. pull the excess of plastic bag under your nuts and wrap it around the base of your scrotum. now you have and anti friction suit on your penis and can do it with almost every surface that is covered with cloth. you can use your own socks, a pillow, etc.you even can wear a pair of gloves and shag away, or take a piece of pipe or a rather tall glass and stretch a sock on the inside of it and pull it's elastic band around the outside...
CAUTION: you need to allow some space between the corner of the plastic bag and the end of your penis, so that you can ejaculate.
CAUTION: you need to allow some space between the corner of the plastic bag and the end of your penis, so that you can ejaculate.
Wet toilet paper in a cup genius add as much as you lik genius
If your penis fits in a toilet paper roll I'm sorry for you
Best and cheapest way possible, these lips.
I just ran out of bananas.
Use a long ice gel pack
First heat up the pack in a microwave (optional) then make it into a tube lube your penis up with spit , hand lotion , vaseline or actual lube then slot your penis in put a rubber band over the pack so it stays then wedge it between 2 pillows
First heat up the pack in a microwave (optional) then make it into a tube lube your penis up with spit , hand lotion , vaseline or actual lube then slot your penis in put a rubber band over the pack so it stays then wedge it between 2 pillows
you can also put wet toilet paper around your you know what and then strap a pillow pet on it then hump the sh*t out of it
Try crazy glueing 4 long leather strings to the outer rim of the large rubber glove so you can tie it tight around your waist with 60/40 mix of vaseline intensive care lotion and water that was heated in the micro wave to just the right temperature, make sure your penis and balls are in all the way, then put a pair of stripper high heal boots on and put a pillow under you and hump away all night long or lay on your back and tease your penis like your being tortured for hours on end, it's the most unbeleavable experience you'll ever have and won't have to deal with the head games, she'll always be there when you need her!
Get 2 sponges and then put some tape around it. You can leave it by thus or.....
you grab an empty pringels can and then
fill it up whit toilet paper. Then put the p#ssy in it. You can tape the edge of the pribgels can. Put your d#ck in it and pur like an orgasm cat. THIS REALY WORKS!!!!!!!
you grab an empty pringels can and then
fill it up whit toilet paper. Then put the p#ssy in it. You can tape the edge of the pribgels can. Put your d#ck in it and pur like an orgasm cat. THIS REALY WORKS!!!!!!!
Just Absolute brilliance