Put two sponges in a cup and in the middle of the cup put a rubber glove. Put the end of the glove where you put your hand through around the edge of the cup. Tie it down around the cup with a rubber band. Lather ur penis in lube and f**k the sh*t outta the cup or cut a hole in a big stuffed animal right where the vagina would be and fit the cup in place. You then can proceed to lay the wood on the stuffed animal
first time ive heard that one
For you guys...It's worth the money, trust me, but get a Fleshlight. Get some really good lube too, one that isn't sticky. This is what I like doing when I am turned on and home alone and my wife isn't around to f**k...
I get some pillows and mound them up in the center of the bed and wedge the Fleshlight in between the pillows. I add a little lube and put a towel down kinda underneath the Fleshlight so I don't get cum everywhere. I then put some hardcore porn on my computer, ones with lots of female vocal stuff, then put on my bluetooth headset and go to town on that Fleshlight, sniffing and licking the crotch of my wife's dirty panties until I blow my load deep into that b***h. I am ADDICTED to her scent!!! Drives me WILD!!! Sometimes I also wedge the Fleshlight in between our mattress and the boxspring and f**k away. Just make sure you have a towel underneath the Fleshligh and the boxspring so you don't get cum all over the side of it.