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a lady told me to heat in microwave for a few seconds
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Yeah sure, just gotta lie to everyone and tell them you have a big penis, if you actually had one it's not like anyone would care anyways, so there's no reason to write that except if you have a small penis and feel bad about it
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I dont get why you would put oil on the sponges but ok :)
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Put two sponges in a cup and in the middle of the cup put a rubber glove. Put the end of the glove where you put your hand through around the edge of the cup. Tie it down around the cup with a rubber band. Lather ur penis in lube and f**k the sh*t outta the cup or cut a hole in a big stuffed animal right where the vagina would be and fit the cup in place. You then can proceed to lay the wood on the stuffed animal

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My pp don't fit in the top of the Gatorade bottle
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Sure, how much are you asking for? I have $2
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Damn that feeles good
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Then why are you here
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Using your hand on your penis to make it cum doesn't feel anything close to shoving it up a c**t.
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The fact that you put XD 32 times makes me want to die.
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"banana-peel-bangers"
first time ive heard that one
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You can grt them off amazon
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For you guys...It's worth the money, trust me, but get a Fleshlight. Get some really good lube too, one that isn't sticky. This is what I like doing when I am turned on and home alone and my wife isn't around to f**k...

I get some pillows and mound them up in the center of the bed and wedge the Fleshlight in between the pillows. I add a little lube and put a towel down kinda underneath the Fleshlight so I don't get cum everywhere. I then put some hardcore porn on my computer, ones with lots of female vocal stuff, then put on my bluetooth headset and go to town on that Fleshlight, sniffing and licking the crotch of my wife's dirty panties until I blow my load deep into that b***h. I am ADDICTED to her scent!!! Drives me WILD!!! Sometimes I also wedge the Fleshlight in between our mattress and the boxspring and f**k away. Just make sure you have a towel underneath the Fleshligh and the boxspring so you don't get cum all over the side of it.

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Oh ya, I forgot to mention that, along with the pillows, I get a rolled up sleeping bag and put the Fleshlight in it. You can grab on to the sleeping bag like it's her ass/hips/lower back and put some weight/lean into it with your arms.
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It's too tight for me - thus breaks apart
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