don’t f**k a banana peel, sugars from fruit will irritate the hell out of your penis. couch, cucumber, watermelon, toilet paper roll with lube, all that. not a banana peel
Try a orange crush bottle while watching sex it feels amazing after a while
Done it before. Awesome
well they do make some fleshlights that are more discreet and dont immediately look like a p***y
Ur a legend
THE TOWEL METHOD
ITEMS: Towel, penis-like item, 2 rubber bands, condom or glove
Lay the towel down on a table or floor, then place the penis-like item (for example and toothpaste bottle or a water bottle) and place it in the glove or condom and put it at the end of the towel. Then roll the towel around the penis-like item and put 1 rubber band on the top and bottom to keep its shape. Lastly remove the penis-like item and have fun!! Use lube or a lotion to make it easier to f**k with.
Someone gonna cut the wrong end and chop they penis off
just use socks
Look I use my leather couch and lube just get on your knees and find two coushins and use lube it feels so realistic and it’s just like I’m having sex with my girl she is s pregnant right now sow I have been cut off lol but the couch handles my needs better than my hand I know it sounds weird but it does work it reminds me of being in doggy style with her I just think of her and it’s great
dude just use your hands
CUT A HOLE IN A MELON OR PUMPKIN AND PUMP IT GOOD
My penis can’t fit in a Gatorade bottle
So I'm a girl and I don't have anything to have sex with have any ideas??
Maybe wish. Just download the app. You only need to pay with your bank card if you have one. All have a mate who's 18 to get you one from the shops
What if I can’t fit inside the toilet paper roll?!?