Well, in your average household, there aren't many, er, "safe" objects to masturbate with anally. Objects without flared bases (bases that stick out longer than the object itself, kind of like the bottom or a traffic cone) can be potentially dangerous to use as they can, um, get stuck up there. Nobody wants to explain how they got a cucumber stuck up their booty. That's just awkward and your family will never let you live it down. So, if you can find an object with a flared base, good on you! But here's my tip if you cannot:
First and foremost, CLEAN OUT YOUR BOOTY. If you fail to, it's gonna get real messy real quick. I'm talking about feces frickin everywhere.
Secondly, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A FORM OF LUBRICANT, AND DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT USE YOUR SPIT OR WATER. THAT DOES NOT WORK. One acceptable form of lubricant is lotion, but I don't recommend it. In my opinion, the perfect lube is a water-based actual lubricant. It can be flavored or non-flavored, up to you.
Thirdly, so you're clean, the lube is ready, now what? Well, this is where fingers come in. Yes, fingers. You don't want to just force your sex toy inside, as they can prove to be quite painful. You're gonna want to coat one finger, usually your pointer finger on your non-dominant hand, in lube and sink it about knuckle deep into your butt. Yeah, it may hurt, might sting, might be uncomfortable, but if you move it a bit, your body will get used to the sensation and you can continue. When you get that second finger in, start to just streeeeeetch yourself. And RELAX. It just hurts more if your tense before your booty naturally clenches inf you're nervous. It's okay. When you finally feel that you're prepared for your sex toy, lube it up real good and take it SLOWLY. Don't hurt yourself because you're impatient.
Boom. You're masturbating.
But how do we get this sex toy in the first place? Find an older friend who knows of your sexuality and have them buy one of your choice for you (as well as the lube). It's difficult to buy one yourself when you're a minor, but find a trusted friend and have them hand-deliver the toy to you at the time of most convenience. Make the ordeal as subtle and professional as possible, and hide the toy from your parents well. Lock the door when you decide to masturbate, even if you're home alone. You can never be too sure.
Anyway, this is all the advice I can give you. I know that it wasn't exactly what you wanted answered, but using an actual sex toy is the safest thing you can you. No cucumbers up your butt, please.
Good luck!
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