Do not use soap burn penis
Hey, I’ve experimented with pretty much everything and the best lube I could find was Vaseline. It takes a little pressure with a washcloth or towel to get off of your penis but it’s smooth and slippery just like the real thing. I would not recommend using mayonnaise, not because it doesn’t feel good, but because it leaves your penis smelling like mayo for about 3 days which gets very annoying. Be careful using shampoo because it does burn when it enter your penis whole which is not pleasant. If you do use Vaseline one of the best and most realistic ways to master bate is to lather the top of your penis in the soft Vaseline, pull up a nice porno, make a tight fist, and slowly stick your bulging penis in the tight wet whole of your fist. Wait until the man penitrates the p***y, and follow his strokes to make it seem like your the one f*****g her.
Im sorry.... i died... On a serious note, can i ask which brand of mayo you would suggest? Hellmann's or Heinz
I tend to use some stuff like saliva, shampoos, and other stuff like that. Btw I would know because I am your parent. Your grounded. Good job. Come give me your phone.
Get him mama bear.
When using toothpaste at the age of 11, 12, or 13 for masturbation an now when having unprotected sex with the gf/wife does it makes him cum faster during sex??
questions i have
how do i enter my d|ck properly
shoud it stay warm the entire time
and should it be touching my d|ck or not
how do i enter my d|ck properly
shoud it stay warm the entire time
and should it be touching my d|ck or not
Coconut oil is better than vegetable oil
Not sure how old you were when you wrote this, but as a parent - trust me, a vaseline bottle in the bedroom of a teen is DEFINITELY super obvious. Most parents just respect privacy either way.
Vaseline is perfectly safe to use for most people, but if you ever experience any kind of irritation or itching after first use, or even prolonged use, it's your body's way of saying it isn't okay and that you'll unfortunately need to find something else.
Vaseline is perfectly safe to use for most people, but if you ever experience any kind of irritation or itching after first use, or even prolonged use, it's your body's way of saying it isn't okay and that you'll unfortunately need to find something else.
Sex? 14 years old? WTF
XD this is amazing and i love how you all experimented, im about to try mayo XD
Soap hurts if it gets inside your peen so don’t. Learned it the hard way
Wtf is this...
Neosporin works good because there is a little resistance but then people smell it on ur hands for a long time even if you try to wash it off and they might figure out what ur doing
The problem is, unless you want food on your penis, you gotta not eat before you masturbate