Ever sense I was in 7th grade I've noticed that my butt sweats and leaves a bad odor.Now I'm in 10th grade with a few months left and it literally makes me want to committed suicide because it won't go away. I've looked it up and people say it's puberty and put baby powder on it. At first I used deodorant in 7th grade and the smell wasn't really noticeably you'd just smell a strong deodorant smell when I got up. As I got old the problem seemed to get worse and I started using baby powder but it doesn't last through out the school day. It really sucks because I'm a girl and thats a really bad look for me making it seem worst. Now I still have the problem and wish it would fade away. This problem has ruined my entire life and hopefully I can go to the doctors soon and they can give me some type of medication to make it stop PERMANENTLY because I can't live like this anymore.If it doesn't go away I'm literally going to kill myself!
So I figured since my farts don't smell and I can slip them past with little sound I should start farting around others. Just so I don't have built up pressure.
My first escapade was at a social function. Enough noise that even if I put a small amount of force behind it a slight rumble would surely go unnoticed. And it was a success. No one heard a thing. And I didn't smell a thing.
However to my surprise within moments a confusion began to ripple though the room. Like a slow traveling wave it seemed to move through the crowd. Their facial expressions were as if they tasted something sour. Unpleasant. Questions began to be asked as concerns grew. "Did someone fart?", the group investigated.
I was shocked and embarrassed. Yet felt a slightly devious pleasure. However I was also confused. I have been farting alone for many years. Never smelt. How can my oderless wind become such a public concern? I calculated the possibilities and could only draw one conclusion. I am immune to my own gas.
Moral of the story? If your ass smells bad enough that you notice. It's probably 10x more noticeable to those who are not immune you your ass smell.