alright, i dont really know what to think....

i was on birth control for a month and a half, but stopped two months ago.

my last two periods were funny as well, but this takes the prize.

i had a reallllyyy light period for a week, like very light.
then a week later, i bled for an hour maybe, at most
then a week after that, i bleed again.
i was on time with "when" i should be bleeding, but not long or heavy at all.

ive taken 3 pregnancy tests, one of them as a "5 days before missed period" test and all say negative on being pregnant

and i get nauseous after eating anything

seriously, wtfff?