No Permanent damage was done.says You!
age 15: my dog tried to kill me and pushed me down a flight of stairs. Bounced all the way on my tailbone and fractured it. Didn't find out for weeks afterwards when I fell on it roller skating.
age 22: nasty car accident at the shore. Wasn't wearing seatbelt, bad concussion, whiplash which caused permanent nerve damage in my neck and shoulders and persistent back problems from this one. I still get freaked out in the car when someone's driving erratically or really really fast. And I HATE the freeway to this day (another reason to dislike Philly)
fortunately those were about it.
Only one...practicing on the police obstacle course I had a horrible judgement lapse/adrenaline rush and managed to scale the 9 foot wall easily, but like a complete id**t jumped off tearing up most of the ligaments in my knee. Being the brave id**t I am, I finished the course. Later I was in so much pain I had to leave the movies as my sobbing would disturb others. Three surgeries and several hours in PT later, I can run, AND I have the world's ugliest scar for a good conversation piece.
Believe it or not I do enough damage to myself while sober. Alcohol is merely an incendiary device.
23---distant second. waiting in line at the par 3 golf course a 4 yr old boy being cutesy trying to carrying daddy's bag, drops it on my foot.....the zipper catches my calf all the way down. The father looks and walks away as if nothing happened. The cashier gives me a band-aid. Once I get the bleeding under control.....I go to the bar and get drunk rather than getting stitches.......it took about 4 months to heal and I have a 3 inch scar to this day
Age 5: Hit by a car on way home from kindergarten. No major damage, mom really pissed that crossing guard pinned a note to my shirt saying i'd been hit by a car but looked okay.
Age 19: rolled my car at 90+ mph... car totaled and barely recognizable, i got out with just a scratch on my arm
Age 30: stick my finger in a running mower like a dumb ass. split end of index finger down to bone, shattering bone partially. few stitches and a lot of pain.
Age 30: wrestling match ensues after evening of heavy partying, i end up with major gash above right eye, no stitches because i was too drunk to get out of the car and walk into the emergency room. eye swollen shut the next day, still have ugly scar but it's hidden nicely by my eyebrow.
That is so sick!
When I was a freshmen at Purdue (18 years old), I was riding my bicycle around a turn and it just dropped out from under me. Had some nice road rash on my elbows, knees, and somehow my hip.
I have had a couple other bicycle accidents, but none as sever as that.
So far, no other broken bones or stiches. Although a little while ago I almost became a hood ornament when some chick almost pulled out in front of me while I was riding my bicycle. I was only inches from her front bumper and fender when she stopped.