Well this one may sound really weird.
I found this way when I was 6. (:D)
Step 1: Find a bed,not a sofa or couch.Step 2: Find a pillow (if you're over 70kgs use get 2 pillows)Step 3: Put pillows on the bed. (if 2,put one on other)
Step 4:Lay yourself on pillows so that your *Hero* will be in center of a pillow
Step 5: Make sure your *hero* is facing forward,i mean,when you are laying on pillows,*hero* looks at your face,not the feet.
Step 6: Move your legs like "vibrating" or "swimming frog",just move your legs forward and backward very fast.
Enjoy.sorry for my bad english,hope you will have fun
HAVE SOMEONE 18YRS OLD GO TO A PORN STORE AND GET A 'FLESHLIGHT'. LOOK IT UP IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.
You need to find a girl and bang the sh*t out of her live by the 3f
Have fun I will just get lay Ed
just f**k your sister Orr cousin
and if your really turned on you could always get on the counter and f**k the sh*t out of a cherry pie HAHAHAHA
I FREAKIN LOVE AMERICAN PIE!!! LMFAO
this works wonderfully! careful not to get it too hot, you'll regret it!
This will sound weird but it feels like a vagina. If you take a babies diaper and put it in water until it is really full, and then cut or rip a hole in it, it will feel just like a vagina... dont ask how I figured this out
How did ur penis fit?? OMG
Paper towel roll
Gatorade bottles . um no not working :-/ I don't think the lid opening is big enough