Im to think only the bottom of ne get the feeling but a grapefruit felt soooo good i used all the grapefruits my mom bought
Get A Real girl
Maybe grow up or find a real b***h?
Bubble wrap and lotion feels really good
Lol you can fit into a Gatorade bottle??
that sounds like an amazing idea!!!! im from minecraft so I get no p***y
I do this put a polythin bag in between sofa cussions and then apply some gel on your penis and push it in it feels like awesome and open your phone's gallery and open the photo of your female friend wh you always wished to f**k i do this
I click pictures of my female friends asses and butts and i even click pictures of their boobs when they are unaware and i masterbate looking at those pictures and i sometimes press their boobs and roll my hand all over thier assses i try licking the boobs but they don't allow and sometimes i force them
I'm all for a guy taking care of himself. I may think twice after reading this article before buying a used couch. Ps this is a female opinion.
There you go guys find a really women who can drive you and your penis crazy. Also coming from a female.
Get a wubble ball thingy, about a 16 inch length of ace bandage, and some good lube like astroglide. With the wubble not inflated, warm it up in water for a few minutes. Fold it the a folded up umbrella. To hold in place wrap it slightly snug with ace bandage. Lube up yourself and the wubble with astroglide. insert you penis and enjoy. This actually feels pretty close to the real thing.
Get a cup about the same size as your penis and get two sponges and put a condom between the sponges now put the sponges in the cup and pull the condom over the rim of the cup and then you just jerk it
You can make something similar to a Fleshlight pretty easy. Items needed:
Empty Potato Chip Can (Lay's Stacks works best)
Piece of Mattress Foam or Egg Crate Foam
One Condom (Magnums work best regardless of your size)
Large Flat Washer
Unroll the condom and place the washer in the tip. Trim foam to match the length of the condom. Lay the condom on the foam and roll the foam so that the condom runs through the center with the washer past the end of the roll. Slide foam into the chip can and stretch the open end of the condom over the lip of the can. Lube up and enjoy. Amount of foam may be adjusted for desired tightness.
Empty Potato Chip Can (Lay's Stacks works best)
Piece of Mattress Foam or Egg Crate Foam
One Condom (Magnums work best regardless of your size)
Large Flat Washer
Unroll the condom and place the washer in the tip. Trim foam to match the length of the condom. Lay the condom on the foam and roll the foam so that the condom runs through the center with the washer past the end of the roll. Slide foam into the chip can and stretch the open end of the condom over the lip of the can. Lube up and enjoy. Amount of foam may be adjusted for desired tightness.
Ok just did it.... Not my proudest moment... I can now die knowing I have screwed a banana peel.... I hope I don't get a yeast infection
The best way i have found is to put a zip lock bag between your mattress and put son live in it the hump away