grab ur penis and try and glue hair to it. Afterwards use th hair and pull and ur stimulation will be epic. If u like anal stick someone up ur ass. If ur but hurts afterwards its natural because us stuck a freaking person up there. If u like self oral grab a rope and tie it to ur penis and the other end to a car and get someon to drive off in the car. Ur penis will come off and u can self oral whenever u want. When ur penis is not there u will have a vagina u can use ur old penis as a dildo. Get ur friend to give u a blowjob with peanut butter on his penis. It tastes great i have done it several times it is great. I like to use a hairbrush and come my pubes with it then i use a sharpner and stick my penis in the razor blade it feels extrordinarily awesome. I wear womans g strings as they fit my undersized penis. Using a toilet brush with poo on it and licking the brush gives me a huge sexual rush and i find hugely amusing.
Side effects of taking these tips - Sticky penis, Pain, Killing someone by sticking them up ur ass, a bloody anal hole, may be fatal, No penis anymore, you will grow a vagina, you will get poo breath, ur friends penis will smell like peanuts, a free dildo, cuts on your penis and finally u will laugh at this.
regards,
from your local anonymous person.