Maybe use a cucumber (booo, cliches...) or stick marbles or some other smooth round thing up your butt or vigina (yuk, another, less known, cliche...) while fingering. I'm only a 14 year old guy so obviously I don't know much. :/ But while I masterbrate I anally hump my middle finger, then wash it well when I'm done. Instead of sex toys, try using real toys that are long enough so you dont lose it in your holes (whicheveer you are using), slender enough to actully fit, and sturdy enough so it wont bend super-easy. Maybe a small toy sword that's about 2-3 feet long? Thats about how long mine is. (yes, i have a toy sword.) No toys like that? If you have them, use wipes by twisting them and sticking them up your butt. (still being nice verbally) Try humping not a pillow (like some I've heard say), but maybe a rough-fir'd stuffed animal. Imagine it's someone hot that you know licking your clit. Maybe using spoons will help. just grab two, hold them together the best you can so it feels like a cold, slick penis. (sorry for the scary image.. please, dont look low on spoons over this...) Try bending over to lick yourself from time to time if you want to. I hope these odd, steriotypical tips help you in your masterbation life, and good luck.